Democrat Halloween Satan-Worshiping Party

[brainshrub]

Please Note: Thanks to dark occult magic, only Democrats and people who will not be raptured can see this text or the image below. Everyone else who visits DU is reading my essay: "Turnips, the perfect food for Progressives."

This is a reminder to everyone that this year's Democrat Halloween Satan-Worshiping festivities will be held at Howard Dean's house. Follow the map below for directions.

As usual, abortions will be performed after a drug-induced orgy, and, we will force several young men to turn gay. However, this year we have some extra treats!

• The High-Unholy One herself, Hillary Clinton, will be channeling the spirit of Eleanor Roosevelt and Vladimir Lenin... simultaneously!
  
• Representatives of the Liberal Media elite will be handing out party-favors!
  
• Our deep-cover White House mole, Barney the talking dog, will be available for autographs. (Or paw-prints.)
  

All Hail Satan and Michael Moore!

:evilgrin:

P.S.: This year, it's BYOB. (Bring Your Own Baby to sacrifice.)

[DanCa]

1. My five year excummunication anniversry just passed

can i be a guest of honor please please please :D

[brainshrub]

2. Would you mind wearing antlers?

Because then you can be the guest of honor AND represent the horned god Pan.

[DanCa]

3. No god of sex and drums and rock and roll?

[brainshrub]

4. What does s/he look like?

[DanCa]

5. Hmmm Lucy Lawless season one of Xena?

[brainshrub]

6. Unless you look damn good in drag, come as Pan.

[DanCa]

11. I misread that last thread. ROFl Ill come as meatloaf the singer.

I thought you meant what the goddess of sex and drums and rock n roll looks like lol.

[brainshrub]

7. Kick.

[LeftyMom]

8. I'll bring the hufu!

:evilgrin:

[Fox Mulder]

9. Will we discuss "Project X"?

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[brainshrub]

10. Yes. And also projects Y and Z just in case X doesn't work.

Y and Z are our plan B.