Student Suspended After Wearing Inflatible Penis Costume

[matcom]

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STEILACOOM, Wash. -- A Steilacoom student is fighting a decision by school officials to suspend him for three days after he appeared in an inflatable penis costume outside another school's homecoming dance, KIRO 7 Eyewitness News reported.

Pioneer Middle School student James Watkins bought the costume last weekend and later showed up outside a dance at Steilacoom High School wearing the outfit.

His parents described Watkins as a straight-A student, an athlete and a "good kid" who made a mistake. They said the three-day suspension, along with a sexual harassment citation, are too severe.

"He wasn't even on his own school grounds," said Mark Watkins, his father. "Poor decision, I agree. Disciplinary action? I agree. I think they went way too far."

"The thing I felt was wrong was that they weren't giving us any rights for a first offense," said Lori Watkins, James' mother. "I don't like the sexual harassment on there. That really bothers me."


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[matcom]

1. give it up

for the inflatable penis costume :D

[In_The_Wind]

2. If You Insist!

[Initech]

3. All hail inflatable penis man!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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[RedCloud]

5. Luckily I wasn't drinking anything when I saw that!

LOL!

[redqueen]

13. I missed it!

What'd I miss? PM please?

[CottonBear]

6. OMG. That picture is so very wrong.

:( That child should not be doing that. :(

[regnaD kciN]

7. What a prick!

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

11. Okay everyone ** SING-A-LONG TIME***

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of
the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a
party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember
what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find
it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet coz for some reason, I leave
it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let
me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help
either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without
my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really
hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of
searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting
to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I
walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people
sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a
blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to
buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it
home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't
know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a
detachable penis

[Fox Mulder]

8. Why'd the kid get suspended?

He wasn't even at his own school!

[LisaL]

10. Because he did a bad, bad thing.

[ragin_acadian]

9. that cocky little bastard!

[LaraMN]

12. Sure wouldn't want to be wearing that if it slowly deflated.

He'd have a nickname for life. :rofl:

[Arkana]

14. Matcom, I was under the impression you'd disposed of that outfit.

:evilgrin:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

15. You know

they lick vagina lollypops on V day. What's the difference?

But then it was middle school. I think sexual harrassment might be harsh.