Post a memorable line from a film

[KitchenWitch]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse Now

[Az]

1. Mr. President, we cannot allow a mineshaft gap!

Dr Strangelove.

[wildhorses]

2. "make him an offer he can't refuse..."-The Godfather

[liberaltrucker]

3. " Air Israel please clear the runway"

Airplane! The sight gag was a 707 wearing a beard and (spelling phonetically) yamica.

[wildhorses]

4. "I coulda been a contender"- On The Waterfront

[AVulgarianHue]

5. "How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"

The Usual Suspects

[Az]

6. What keeps a man out of the keep on a night like this? Ghosts? Demons?

Caretaker: No.... No ghosts here.

From a personal fave The Keep.

Another great line:

Major Kaempffer: What are you? Where do you come from?
Molasar: Where am I from? I am... from You.

[Draill]

7. I don't know how memorable it is...

but I love: "Sixty-five years, don't they go by in a blink?" William Parrish (Anthony Hopkins)in his b-day speech.

I love that movie, makes me weep every time.

[Az]

8. Ow

Jackie Chan in Rumble in the Bronx.

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Hitchcock's "Rear Window" (1954)

Lisa (Grace Kelly): I'm not much on rear window ethics.

[LibDemAlways]

46. "I'll have what she's having...."

When Harry met Sally.

Also, one of my favorite snippets of dialogue is when Jack Nicholson's character is trying, unsuccessfully, to order a piece of toast at a restaurant in Five Easy Pieces. The waitress tells him she can't bring him the toast because there are no substitutions. Increasingly frustrated, he orders a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast and tells her to hold the butter, lettuce, mayo, and oh yeah, the chicken. "So you want me to hold the chicken?" she asks him, voice dripping with contempt. "I want you to hold it between your knees" responds Nicholson in his best Jack voice. Love it.

[SeattleGirl]

10. "I see dead people."

The Sixth Sense

[Peter Frank]

11. Dennis Hopper (while picking nose)...

"Zombies ...they creep me out."

[Az]

12. GORDON'S ALIVE!

So many great lines in Flash Gordon its hard to choose. So here are some more.

Do you want to live forever. Hawkmen... DIIIIIIVVE!

Open fire. All weapons. Dispatch war rocket 'Ajax' to bring back his body.

What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching"?

[Straight Shooter]

13. "Brains will only get you so far, and luck always runs out."

The detective in Thelma and Louise.

[SoCalDem]

14. "I want you to hold it between your knees."

Jack Nicholson, Five Easy Pieces


my fave

[11 Bravo]

95. Mine is also from Nicholson.

I am the mother-fucking shore patrol!

The Last Detail

[alarcojon]

110. You can't handle the truth!

[alarcojon]

111. Colonel Kurtz, Apocalypse now

We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their aeroplane because it's obscene.

or another:

You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.

[wildhorses]

15. "Follow the yellowbrick road" -Land of Oz

[Hardrada]

16. Ain't a fit night out for man or beast!

That Fatal Glass of Beer (W.C. Fields)

[Az]

17. Look, everyone! This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does ....

Look, everyone! This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It's eating me alive, and very soon now it will kill me! Fear and anger only make it grow faster!

Prince Ashitaki from Princess Mononoke

[MiniMandaRuth]

45. I remeber that one!

"Watch carefully, everyone. I'm going to show you how to kill a god."

[Az]

18. Non!

Marcel Marceau in the movie Silent Movie. The only speaking part in the film.

[pokerfan]

19. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer), Tombstone (1993)

[Kathryn STone]

141. oooooooh good one pokerfan welcome to our crew :-)

[yowzayowzayowza]

20. "I know he can get the job..... But can he do the job?"

"I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you."

Joe vs The Volcano ...definately one of my top 5 of all time.

[Az]

21. THATS OUR HITLER!!!

from the Producers.

[Peter Frank]

22. Freedom!!!

[BigMcLargehuge]

23. Childs -Fire's got the temperature up all over the base...

won't last long.

MacReady - Where were you Childs?

Childs - I thought I saw Blair. Went after him and got lost in the storm.

MacReady - If any of us have any surprises, I don't think we're in any shape to do anything about it.

Childs - So what do we do?

MacReady - Why don't we wait here a little while and see what happens.

[bridgit]

24. "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

25. "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." (2001 A Space Odyssey)

[Az]

26. Let's split up

Every formula horror flick ever made.

[SeattleGirl]

27. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"

Rhett Butler, "Gone With The Wind"

[chknltl]

28. Dorothy: Toto I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.....

Dorothy: We must be over the rainbow.

Dorothy: Now I - I know we're not in Kansas.

Glinda: Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?

Dorothy: Who, me? Why, I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.

Glinda: Oh well...

(Toto, center screen, Dorothy's feet in background Glinda off screen)

Glinda: ...is that the Witch?

Dorothy: Who Toto? Toto's my dog.

Glinda: Well, I'm a little muddled. The Munchkins called me because a new witch has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East. And there's the house and here you are, and that's all...

(Wicked Witch of the East's feet, main center screen, protruding from under house)

Glinda: ...that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East.

Glinda: And so what the Munchkins want to know is, are you a good witch, or a bad witch?

Dorathy: Oh, but I've already told you, I'm not a witch at all - witches are old and ugly...

Munchkins: (giggling).

Dorothy: What was that?

Glinda: The Munchkins. They're laughing because I am a witch. I'm Glinda, the Witch of the North.

Dorothy: You are! Oh, I beg your pardon! But I've never heard of a beautiful witch before.

Glinda: Only bad witches are ugly.

Glinda: The Munchkins are happy because you have freed them from the Wicked Witch of the East.

Dorothy: Oh. But if you please - what are Munchkins?

Glinda: The little people who live in this land - it's Munchkinland, and you are their national heroine, my dear. It's all right - you may all come out and thank her. It's all right now - you may all come out.

Glinda, sings: "Come out, come out, wherever you are
And meet the young lady who fell from a star.
She fell fom the sky, she fell very far.
And Kansas she says is the name of her star."


(chknltl got carried away here, "The Wizard of Oz", collectors edition, boxed set DVD came with the script...)
ps: congrats on Vikings over Packers today, Kitchen Witch of the North...

[KitchenWitch]

31. Thank you chknltl

And congrats to your Seahawks...way to beat the cowpokes!

:woohoo:

I have that same collectors edition DVD...Wizard of Oz is my all time favorite film.

[chknltl]

36. Flabergasted - me!

Could you keep picking the Seahawks? I have noticed that you are the one to beat in the football picks.... it does not look like anyone else is even close. When I saw your picks a bit before posting in this thread I thought "Kitchen Witch Of the North"!!! Then I saw this thread, so my posting came natural. I had no clue that you were a Wizard of Oz fan. Imagin that.

[KitchenWitch]

37. LOL

I have been very lucky in the picks. I am a football fan, so I guess that helps, but I have been pretty lucky.

I have strange and varying tastes!

[Fox Mulder]

29. "You'll shoot your eye out!"

:D

[ghostsofgiants]

33. What's that from?

Seems really familiar.

[KitchenWitch]

34. Christmas Story

[Scoots]

30. I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!

[Lethe]

42. Better Off Dead ?

[Theres-a]

43. I loved that movie

[Scout]

76. "Let her go you sonofabitch...

or I'm gonna splatter your ugly face all over this nice car."
Louise to Harlan, Thelma and Louise

also
"There he goes. I loooove to watch him go." Thelma about JD (Brad Pitt)

[barb162]

101. from what movie?

[ghostsofgiants]

32. "Where the white women at?"

[MrScorpio]

35. "This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth"

Ruthless People

[A HERETIC I AM]

71. "Can i shoot him?"

One of the cops in that same scene

[Guava Jelly]

38. "you bet your asteroids kid" han solo starwars

"I was born a poor black child" steve martin the jerk

"The man has no dick" bill murray ghostbusters

"I Like high school I keep getting older but the girls stay the same age" Dazed and confused

[hfojvt]

39. Just remember this, Mr, Potter, this rabble that you're talking about

they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath?

[Der Blaue Engel]

56. "Anyway, my father didn't think so...

...People were human beings to him, but to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book, he died a much richer man than you'll ever be."

My favorite movie of all time. :)

[Lethe]

40. my sig......from willie wonka

[SarahB]

41. "I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come ...

... you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?- Say Anything

[slybacon9]

63. By choice, man!

[The Jacobin]

131. Kickboxing. Sport of the future.

[driver8]

104. "He's wiggin'! Dissed in his Malibu, not sure what to do..."

One of my favorite movies, ever!!!

[Theres-a]

44. Plate of shrimp

Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp,and then someone says "plate" or "shrimp" out of the blue....Repo Man

[ThatsMyBarack]

47. "There's no crying in baseball!!" --A League of Their Own

And, from the same movie....

"Has anyone ever told you you look like a penis with a little hat on?"

:rofl:

Finally got it out of my system! :woohoo:

[qnr]

48. My life passed before my eyes. Can you begin to imagine how depressing

that is?

Golddiggers

(Probably not the exact quote)

[Heather Chandler]

49. "You were nothing before you met me. ...

You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie." :D

[The Jacobin]

132. Barbecue Cornnuts

*CRASH*

[nyrnyr1994]

50. "Karloff? Sidekick?

F***K Y*U! Boris Karloff doesn't deserve to smell my shit!" - Ed Wood

[lpbk2713]

51. Love is never having to say you're sorry.

You didn't say great or even good. You said memorable.

[Arugula Latte]

52. "What we have here is a failure to communicate."

Cool Hand Luke

[CanuckAmok]

53. "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

The full speech:

"I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

[bliss_eternal]

54. Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'...Shawshank Redemption

One of my other favorite moments from the film's dialogue--

'I have to remind myself some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knew it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice...

But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone.'

Red--Shawshank Redemption

[Tafiti]

55. From another poster in GD...

...or I never would've thought of it.

Definitely one of my favorites though, from Good Will Hunting. :thumbsup:

"Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one. But I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at the NSA, and somebody puts a code on my desk, something no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cuz I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East, and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding. Fifteen hundred people that I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are saying, "Oh, send in the marines to secure the area", 'cuz they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, getting shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cuz they were pulling a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie over there taking shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cuz he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. They're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back, of course, maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, it ain't too long till he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work. He can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is giving him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starving 'cuz every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holding out for something better. I figure: fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected President."

[The Jacobin]

134. Whole Dialogues?

This is an unforgetable young Kevin Smith in Clerks:

Clerks
written by Kevin Smith

Randal: So they build another Death Star, right?
Dante: Yeah.
Randal: Now the first one they built was completed and fully operational before the Rebels destroyed it.
Dante: Luke blew it up. Give credit where it's due.
Randal:And the second one was still being built when they blew it up.
Dante: Compliments of Lando Calrissian.
Randal: Something just never sat right with me the second time they destroyed it. I could never put my finger on it-something just wasn't right.
Dante: And you figured it out?
Randal: Well, the thing is, the first Death Star was manned by the Imperial army-storm troopers, dignitaries- the only people onboard were Imperials.
Dante: Basically.
Randal: So when they blew it up, no prob. Evil is punished.
Dante: And the second time around...?
Randal: The second time around, it wasn't even finished yet. They were still under construction.
Dante: So?
Randal: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
Dante: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at.
Randal: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
Dante: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
Randal: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. (notices Dante's confusion) All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.
(The Blue-Collar Man (Thomas Burke) joins them.)
Blue-Collar Man: Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt, but what were you talking about?
Randal: The ending of Return of the Jedi.
Dante: My friend is trying to convince me that any contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when the space station was destroyed by the rebels.
Blue-Collar Man: Well, I'm a contractor myself. I'm a roofer... (digs into pocket and produces business card) Dunn and Reddy Home Improvements. And speaking as a roofer, I can say that a roofer's personal politics come heavily into play when choosing jobs.
Randal: Like when?
Blue-Collar Man: Three months ago I was offered a job up in the hills. A beautiful house with tons of property. It was a simple reshingling job, but I was told that if it was finished within a day, my price would be doubled. Then I realized whose house it was.
Dante: Whose house was it?
Blue-Collar Man: Dominick Bambino's.
Randal: "Babyface" Bambino? The gangster?
Blue-Collar Man: The same. The money was right, but the risk was too big. I knew who he was, and based on that, I passed the job on to a friend of mine.
Dante: Based on personal politics.
Blue-Collar Man: Right. And that week, the Foresci family put a hit on Babyface's house. My friend was shot and killed. He wasn't even finished shingling.
Randal: No way!
Blue-Collar Man: (paying for coffee) I'm alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn't so lucky. (pauses to reflect) You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to this... (taps his heart) not his wallet.

[Der Blaue Engel]

57. "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your--"

Um, nevermind...don't wanna get the thread locked! :evilgrin:

Real Genius (same as the quote in my sig)

[slybacon9]

58. People will come Ray.

Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.


Field of Dreams. (tissues anyone?)

[slybacon9]

59. What's the matter Colonel Sanders....

CHICKEN?????


-Spaceballs.

[slybacon9]

60. it's time to get busy living, or get busy dying.

Shawshank Redemption

[slybacon9]

61. Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.


--Caddyshack.
(and there's only about 50 more where that came from)

[slybacon9]

62. I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything ...

as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

say anything

[slybacon9]

64. we got no food, we got not jobs... Our pet's HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!!!

Dumb and Dumber. Perhaps the most underrated comedy of all time.

[fricasseed_gourmet_rat]

127. BEST. QUOTE. EVER.

It continues to crack me up every time I see that movie.

[Clintmax]

65. "Get away from her, you BITCH!" - Ripley "Aliens"

[bliss_eternal]

68. One of my all time favorites!

Definitely one of the most 'kick ass' lines delivered by any woman in film.

[Clintmax]

66. "Yeah...hi...I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come on in on Saturday..."

"And then if you could go ahead and come on in on Sunday, that'd be greeeaatt." Lumberg "Office Space"

[slybacon9]

93. We're gonna have to go ahead and move your desk into the basement...

[coyote]

67. Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas,

half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

[NaturalHigh]

69. I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...

and I'm all out of bubble gum.

[Devra]

70. "well what if there is no tomorrow there wasn't one today"

from Groundhog day

[MissMillie]

72. "Sometimes when you lose, you win." -- What Dreams May Come

We watched this over the weekend. I like that movie.

[no name no slogan]

73. "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

Originally from "Treasure of the Sierra Madre"s

[deutsey]

74. That rug really tied the room together.

The Big Lebowski

[Catfight]

75. "Why didn't anyone tell me my butt is this big?" Spaceballs

[Catfight]

77. "And Leone is getting larger!" Airplane

[Moriarty]

79. "What do you make of this?"

"Oh I can make a hat, or a nice brooch, or maybe..."
(paraphrased)

[arwalden]

78. "Get me a bromide! And put some GIN in it!"

[book lady]

80. It's 106 miles to Chicago,

we've got a full tank of gas, half pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses---Blues Brothers

[jojog]

81. There's no fighting in the War Room

Dr. Strangelove

[bullwinkle428]

82. "The numbers all go to eleven."

Nigel Tufnel: Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: These go to eleven.
********************************************************

Spinal Tap: GREATEST. MOVIE. EVER. That is all...

[mattomjoe]

83. "If my calculations are correct....

when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit."

[flvegan]

84. "I'm not even supposed to BE here today!" Clerks

[Metta]

85. We'll always have Paris.

We didn't; until last night. Casablanca. Bogart to Ingrid Bergman.

[MN ChimpH8R]

86. "Go home and get your fucking shine box."

- Goodfellas

[HEyHEY]

112. Mutha fucka...you fuckin' mutt!

[libnnc]

87. "Stop feeding the dog from the table with the plate ontop of it!!"

Karen Hill (Loraine Bracco) to her daughter in Goodfellas.

Not the most famous line in the movie but it makes me chuckle everytime.

[blackcatpgh]

88. texas chainsaw massacre 2:

"Lick my plate, you dog dick!" - Choptop

[Wapsie B]

89. I know what you're thinking.

"Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

[lpbk2713]

92. Unfortunately for Clint .....

One of his lines was one of the most often quoted in the public domain.
Used so much that people got tired of hearing it.




Go ahead, make my day.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

90. 'Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!'

and my favorite 80's line:

Doc: You son of a bitch! You're starting to believe what they're writing about you, aren't you? Let me tell you what you really are! You rode a 14 year old boy straight to his grave, and the rest of us straight to hell... Straight to hell! William H. Bonney! You are NOT a god!

Billy The Kid: Why don't you pull the trigger and find out.

[Neil Lisst]

91. Let me whip this out. -- Cleavon Little, Blazing Saddles

aaaaiiiiii!!

[auburngrad82]

94. "My, what knockers!"

Young Frankenstein

[Arugula Latte]

99. Also: "Come here, you little zipper neck"

or words to that effect ...

[ScreamingMeemie]

96. Houston...We have a problem....Apollo 13

[ScreamingMeemie]

97. Enough about Me...Let's talk about you, what do you think of me?

Beaches

[barb162]

98. that's my favorite

and also the line that comes right after: It smells of ...victory"

[Arugula Latte]

100. "Who ARE those guys?" - Butch Cassidy

Also: "Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

[Lilith Velkor]

102. I never look back dahling, it distracts from ze now. - the Incredibles

[Arugula Latte]

103. "Mind his little fontanelle!" -- Raising Arizona

[jayfish]

105. "It's bad luck to even SEE a thing like that!"

"Quick Change"

Jay

[Taverner]

106. "I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...

And I'm all out of bubblegum!"

They Live

[slybacon9]

108. best, and LONGEST, fight scene in a movie ever.

The fight scene goes on about 10 minutes. At least...

[Truebrit71sbruv]

107. "I wouldn't go in there for a while if I were you"

From Carry On Doctor (I think) where Kenneth Williams exits a toilet wafting the air.....

A bit lame, and a cultural reference probably only remotely relevant to Britons...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

109. Mi Scuzzi!

Mi Scuzzi!!

[fricasseed_gourmet_rat]

128. oh god...that movie...

It had some potential, but Michelle Trachtenberg was TERRIBLE.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

140. You are shitting me...

I LOVE THAT MOVIE...It is one of the best mindless entertainment movies EVER...
Duckie

[HEyHEY]

113. Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!

The outlaw Josie Whales

[Oeditpus Rex]

114. 'It's just a flesh wound.'

[grannylib]

115. "What shall we hang, the holly or each other?" The Lion in Winter

[grannylib]

116. My other favorite: "It's me, you old poop!" On Golden Pond

[Deja Q]

117. "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee." - Khan. Star Trek II.

Probably nicked from "Moby Dick" too... but how would I know? :7

[Initech]

118. The Big Lebowski:

The Dude: Look, we dropped off the money exactly as planned.

The Big Lebowski: WE?????

The Dude: I... the ROYAL WE... The proverbial I dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?

The Big Lebowski: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

The Dude: I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you? Sir?

[slybacon9]

129. this aggression will not stand,

man.

[bliss_eternal]

119. It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again...

--Silence of the Lambs, Buffalo Bill to victim in pit.

Other more memorable lines from this film, but this one stays with me--and cracks me up!

[CanuckAmok]

120. I *am* in a world of shit, Joker."

[sakabatou]

121. From Samurai X

Kenshin: It's better that I do not know why they should die. Doing so would disrupt my concentration.

[sendero]

122. "I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life...

.. but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this"

Bad Santa

[trackfan]

123. "I'll get it, Liberty"

Strother Martin, about to get kicked in the head.

[tjwash]

124. I see that your swartz is as big as mine

nt

[fricasseed_gourmet_rat]

125. "Hop in, boys! I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!"

hope I didn't botch that "O Brother" quote...

[sundog]

126. th th th th the shaaaaaaaarrrrrrkkkk!!!!!

tina - jaws 2

[The Jacobin]

130. "Of course I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley!"

or, in the same vein:

Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane Spencer: Thank you. I just had it stuffed.


Leslie Nielsen is GENIUS!

[CBHagman]

133. "What shall we hang, the holly or each other?"

Said by Peter O'Toole at the beginning of the ultimate dysfunctional family Christmas in The Lion in Winter (What a quotable movie!).

[MiddleRiverRefugee]

135. "What we have here is....

..failure to communicate."

[sadiesworld]

136. People on 'ludes should not drive.

Spicoli/Penn. Fast Times At Ridgemont High.

:shrug:

[Broken_Hero]

137. "I've been ah...

working out, sorry about the damages..."....Superman II

[Az]

138. KKKKKKK AAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNN !!!!!!

James T Kirk Star Trek The Wrath of Kahn.

[PittPoliSci]

139. I know it's pretty fucking weird to eat people.

Sin City

[AztecGringo]

142. Scent of a Woman

From great movie


Lt. Col. Frank Slade tells Charlie, "You are in no position to disagree. I've got a loaded .45; you got pimples."



He further states, "There is nothing like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthesis for that."

[Flammable Materials]

143. "Touch it. Touch my stump." - Hard Core Logo

Vastly underrated Canadian mockumentary.

[Kire]

144. He peed on the Dude's rug.

Donnie, you're out of your element.

[av8rdave]

145. "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

Wizard of Oz

[av8rdave]

146. "Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog."

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