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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 06:47 PM Original message |
What's your favourite term for....ahem...you know.....masturbation (male) |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
1. Shining the rhino...OR... |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 06:53 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. Hmmm.......I'd say "Bashing the Bishop", but maybe that's irrerevent |
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Systematic Chaos (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
2. How about... |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 06:52 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Follow up - Shaking hands with the unemployed! |
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oustemnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 12:37 AM Response to Reply #4 |
46. Oh, sweet Jesus, that's wonderful |
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StaggerLee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
3. Shellackin' the Glacknoid |
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MnFats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
6. This is the SICKEST thread EVER on DU. But since you ask... |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:00 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. In the new world we will not spank the monkey, the monkeys will spank us |
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KCDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 11:42 AM Response to Reply #6 |
60. fine tuning the radio is one |
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Shakeydave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
8. The Five Knuckle Shuffle...................... |
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Ignoramus (610 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
9. Wax on |
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Shakeydave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:05 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. You mean "Whacks Off", don't you? |
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FlashHarry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:07 PM Original message |
Firing the flesh musket! N/T |
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bucknaked (818 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
11. Taking 5 voters to the poll |
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KeepItReal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 12:26 AM Response to Reply #11 |
43. Aw...that's poetic! |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
12. Greeting Madam Palm and her 5 Lovely Daughters....Firing the lamb cannon |
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Delarage (716 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
13. Onanism |
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jesus (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 10:00 AM Response to Reply #13 |
57. When I was in college... |
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Khephra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
14. Errrrrr....nevermind |
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jonnyblitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
15. snappin the carrot...or..making mr happy spit... |
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Fixated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:18 PM Original message |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
16. League of Gentlemen euphemism...... |
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Pepperbelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:20 PM Response to Original message |
17. pulling the pud, choking the gopher, stroking the gamoke ... |
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kixot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
18. Slapping the salami |
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thermodynamic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 07:41 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Making milkshake?!! |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-27-03 07:56 PM Response to Reply #18 |
72. Spanking your Franklin. |
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Howardx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
20. running off a batch by hand |
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Braden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 08:55 PM Response to Original message |
21. Milking the Silo |
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Tom Kitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 09:08 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. how about |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
23. only a total tosser would ask such a thing |
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foxy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-27-03 11:49 PM Response to Reply #23 |
74. you llik me mopaul |
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SweetZombieJesus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 09:30 PM Response to Original message |
24. I calls it "whatever I'm doing when I'm not sleeping eating or working" |
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dpbrown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 09:42 PM Response to Original message |
25. Are there pet names for masturbation (female)? |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 09:56 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. Why not start a thread??? I'll try to find some suggestions... |
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salmonhorse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 06:48 AM Response to Reply #25 |
52. "Let your fingers do the 'walking'" |
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EOTE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 12:26 PM Response to Reply #25 |
65. Jilling off? |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-27-03 07:33 PM Response to Reply #25 |
69. "Gusset typing" + "Paddling the Pink Canoe"...."Playing the gusset piano" |
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foxy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-27-03 11:52 PM Response to Reply #25 |
75. Fiddling and diddling |
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foxy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-27-03 11:53 PM Response to Reply #75 |
76. O yeah in answer to the original question we answer |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
26. Beating the Bishop |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
27. Torque the dork |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
29. Playing a be-bop solo on the spunk trumpet........ |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 09:59 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. ROFLMAO |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 10:03 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Just doing my job, ma'am.....(tips hat, rides off into sunset)... |
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Armstead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
32. Yank the Crank |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 10:41 PM Response to Reply #32 |
36. That's one of my faves! I wrote a limerick for my friend Frank |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 10:17 PM Response to Original message |
33. Shaking hands with Randy |
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Nlighten1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 10:22 PM Response to Original message |
34. Manual self stimulation |
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44wax (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 10:28 PM Response to Original message |
35. stacking the nuts abusing the simian rubbing the lizard polishing the rod |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 11:50 PM Response to Original message |
37. Pull a pint on the piss pump - crack one off - have a hand shandy.... |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 12:03 AM Response to Reply #37 |
39. OK, I now think you have access to a masturbation nickname database |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 12:27 AM Response to Reply #39 |
44. I am using one to check definitions, but I have to know the term first! |
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Tigermoose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-03 11:53 PM Response to Original message |
38. Waking the Dragon |
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PittPoliSci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 12:04 AM Response to Original message |
40. simply known as Crankin' one. |
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Exultant Democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 12:16 AM Response to Original message |
41. Killing Kittens |
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oustemnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 12:24 AM Response to Original message |
42. Winning the Pull-it-sir Prize |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 12:28 AM Response to Reply #42 |
45. Genius! I love it! |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 12:42 AM Response to Original message |
47. Mickey's Monkey-Spunk Moped....a cartoon...an ADULT cartoon. |
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NashVegas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 12:52 AM Response to Original message |
48. If I were a guy |
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Throckmorton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 05:43 AM Response to Original message |
49. bonking the little firemans baloney, |
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expatriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 06:07 AM Response to Original message |
50. how about "savin' the marriage" eom |
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T_i_B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 06:42 AM Response to Original message |
51. Visiting Mrs Palm & her five daughters! |
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Squeech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 08:18 AM Response to Original message |
53. Remember the Foremen? |
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Bridget Burke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 08:34 AM Response to Reply #53 |
54. While you're at it, |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 08:40 AM Response to Original message |
55. Shaking hands with the UNEMPLOYED |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 08:44 AM Response to Original message |
56. Making a batch of homemade |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
58. Star Wars themed terms |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
59. Priming the Pump |
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44wax (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
61. tickling the puppy meeting melville taking willie for a test drive |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
62. Knockin' one off! |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
63. A friend of mine calls it "Voting Republican" |
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thermodynamic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-27-03 07:39 PM Response to Reply #63 |
70. That's a good way to make kids into republicans... |
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Yavin4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
64. Fighting Prostate Cancer |
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MountainLaurel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
66. For Harry Potter fans |
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Liberal_Andy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-03 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
67. Saluting the Surgeon General |
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Wonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-27-03 01:32 AM Response to Original message |
68. Really long list here.... |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-27-03 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
71. My wife and I both call it "practicing." It's a good euphemism. |
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Gopens (275 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-27-03 09:42 PM Response to Reply #71 |
73. My personal favorite ... |
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boilerbabe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 12:22 AM Response to Original message |
77. Snapping your carrot? |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:34 AM Response to Original message |
78. Guys playing all alone... |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:47 AM Response to Original message |
79. Milkin' the man-teat. |
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