Tucker Carlson family bio posted by someone on Huffpo

[roguevalley]

Posted by: JeffDeVore on October 21, 2005 at 10:12am

Tucker, son of former Corporation for Public Broadcasting President Richard "Dickhead" Carlson (guy is about 500 LBs b/c he and Hasteret can be found at the Caital Grill eating steak lunches that costs more than most americans make a week - $300) and former ambassador to the Seychilles, and whose mother inherited a fortune, is a prime example of the next generation of DC elite class losers. The only reason the guy has a job on TV is becuase of his family connections not becuase of any meritocracy. He is a simple idiot who thinks the bowtie will help him where his brain can't. Why do you think his first show was on PBS - there are plenty of other real journalists who can't even get one shot on PBS nevermind a few months of waste. And then after that diasaster right to NBC - what a joke. Just like Bush Jr., tell the rest of the country what we should think and bully people meanwhile if they just had an ounce of humility and looked in the mirror they would realize they are idiots wasting their precious time on earth. Pray for them and us. We all need it now.

Another post:

Tucker is the Barney Fief of the pundits world. Ann Coulter would rip off his tiny testicles if he ever crossed her.

[Reciprocity]

1. He is a simple idiot ....

idiot who thinks the bowtie will help him where his brain can't.

That's a good one.

[no name no slogan]

2. He's a George F. Will wannabee

which is pretty pathetic, when you think about it

[TallahasseeGrannie]

4. OT

did you make your sig line yourself? I am teaching animation this semester to middle schoolers and they love it.

[Reciprocity]

6. No I hem cough, cough borrowed it from somewhere.

Please note what finger is in the upright position on each hand.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

7. OMG

I've been showing this to kids all week. None of them picked up the middle finger. I don't think!

Anyway, it's cool.

[Jara sang]

3. Tucker is a chump

nominated

[El Fuego]

5. His show is (was?) so bad it was laugh out loud funny

I used to accidentally catch part of it when it came on after Countdown. It always seemed like an SNL skit.

I remember when CNN canceled Crossfire they let Tucker sub for Aaron Brown a few times on Newsnight. . . he was so awkward and amateurish it was almost painful to watch. They fired him altogether after that.

What I like about him is that sometimes when he's talking to people he gets this deer-in-the-headlights look that is just PRICELESS. :rofl: