My all time favorite Simpson's quote was just on

[Khephra]

"No one who speaks German can be an evil man!"

Re. Sideshow Bob.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. I like this one

"Oh, my God - the dead have risen and they're voting Republican!" (Bart)

[FlashHarry]

2. Or this one

Skinner (to Lisa, after she discovers him stealing school equipment): Welcome to Dick Cheney's America!

[grytpype]

3. And now, Bob Dole will read from the NECRONOMICON!

Excellent!

[MrScorpio]

4. Homer's sold his soul to Flanders for a snack

He looks in the fridge, slurps and says,

"Hmmm, Forbidden doughnut."

[FlashHarry]

5. Mmm. Sacrilicious.

[Salviati]

13. I know I should not eat Thee...

[Kellanved]

6. My thought exactly

;-)

[Coventina]

7. My current fav:

Homer (startled awake by a loud noise): AH! It's the Rapture! Quick! Get Bart out of the house before God comes!

[Pert_UK]

8. There's not a creature alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.....

So many quotes to choose from.......

"Apu de Beaumarchais, is it true you're really a Hindu?"
"By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear that it is a lie!"

P.

[librechik]

9. I think I dained my bramage

te moo

Homer, after eating the Insanity Peppers of Quetzalsockittonango.

[Pert_UK]

10. Lisa! In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Good namecheck for a DUer there!

P.

[EOTE]

43. Hehehe...

That's my favorite too. 'Look at this thing, it just keeps on going faster and faster.'.

My second favorite is from Homer in the 'Weekend at Burnsie's' episode.

'I could blow smoke in the president's stupid monkey face and he'd just have to sit there groovin' on it.'

[EOTE]

44. And how could I forget....

Homer - "Jeebus Allah Buddha I love you all!".

Homer - "Larry Flynt is right! You guys stink!". (Said in reference to Stephen Hawking.)

Homer - "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. "

Homer - "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down. "

and

Homer - "What are you going to do? Release the dogs? or the Bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

[FarLeftRage]

11. This is the one:

Homer: "Look Lisa, I just bought stock shares in something called newscorp..."
Lisa: "But Dad, that's fox!"
Homer: "Arrghh! Undo! Undoo!!"

[MnFats]

12. Remember Bart vs. Bush Sr.?

Bush: Son, in my day we didn't address our elders that way.
Bart: Yeah, well, this is MY day, and we DO.

[Breezy du Nord]

14. When I got my report card a month ago,

my parents weren't to happy with my C in a class. I couldn't help but say, "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

Of course, they didnt quite see the humor as much as I did. :eyes:

[leftist_rebel1569]

23. lol

I did the same thing, believe it or not...

yeah, I got the same response from my parents

[frylock]

15. Flanders: I haven't been this happy since we stole the election in 2000!

[Zero Gravitas]

16. You beat me to it!

:)

[Catshrink]

17. Hell damn fart

--- Bart

[Catshrink]

18. "That's the first time Dad's butt ever stopped the flow of toxic gas."

--- Bart

[bocadem]

19. die bart die

My favorite is:

"Tis a fine barn ye built, English, but a pool it isn't!"
"Doh'eth!"

:D

[Pert_UK]

20. PML!!! I love that line!!!

:hi:

P.

[Pert_UK]

21. Jose Flanders - "Buenos ding-dong diddly dias!"

PML!!!

P.

[Astarho]

51. And Fezziwig Flanders

"Charmed..." *Flanders nudges him* "...Oogly- googly"

[Pert_UK]

22. Homer going to punch Bush...

Homer: Hey! Bush! Get down here!
Guard: 'Scuse me sir, where you goin'?
Homer: I'm going to punch George Bush in the face.
Guard: Okay, is he expecting you?

[zelda7743]

24. Homer has the best lines

Marge, get me my address book, four beers, and my conversation hat!

[elcondor]

25. A good one for the times . . .

Principal Skinner: "Children, I couldn't help monitoring you conversation. There's no mystery about Willy. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up."

Burns: "This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you."
Smithers: "You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir."

Comic Book Guy: "Ack! There is no "emoticon" to express what I am feeling right now!" :-)

[Pert_UK]

26. I will not use sublminAL messaGOREs......

Something like that - one of Bart's blackboard scrawls.

P.

[Ediacara]

29. I think it was....

I WILL NOT WRITE ANY SUBLIMINAL GORE MESSAGES

That was on the episode that aired the Sunday prior to the 2000 election.

[DemoTex]

27. "Where is your Savior now that you really need him?"

Homer

[binaryline]

28. I love Homer and Lisa exchanges...

Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent or... only two synonyms?! Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!

Homer: Well, it's always in the last place you look.

[JVS]

30. Das stimmt!

Deutschsprechende Leute sind niemals boese. ;-)
Wir sind doch Engeln.

[JVS]

31. Favorite quote

"Please please kids stop fighting, Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of oppurtunity and maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers"--Homer

[AmyStrange]

32. Why?

I'm sorry Kheprha... I admire you so much, but why is that you're fave?

The letter to Lisa when Homer realized he wouldn't be smart anymore is my fave. I guess it was the crayon episode. My Dad and me very rarely got along, but when we did... it reminded me of when Lisa and Homer spent time in the Library together... talking books and writers,


Dave (AmyStrange.com)

DU (slang/ folklore) Glossary (Dictionary): http://DUG.SeattleActivist.org/
Index of WMD Articles: http://WMD.SeattleActivist.org/

Here are some excellent resources and timelines of quotes and interviews and newspaper article quotes documenting the different things Bush and Co did and said for the last two plus years concerning the war in Iraq and WMDs (and other fun things) from the Howard Dean Website---even if you're not a Dean Fan, these are still excellent resources:

The Bush Administration And WMDs: Then And Now:
http://www.deanforamerica.com/site/PageServer?pagename=bush_wmd_summary

Niger-Uranium Timeline:
http://www.deanforamerica.com/site/PageServer?pagename=niger_timeline

Bush and WMD: Assumptions vs. Reality:
http://www.deanforamerica.com/site/DocServer/TikTok_-_Bush_-_Iraq_-_Side_by_Side.pdf?docID=781

The Bush Administration and WMD: What did they know and when did they know it?:
http://www.deanforamerica.com/site/DocServer/TikTok_-_Administration_-_Iraq_Deception.pdf?docID=762


(edited: stupid grammatical spelling)

[Not a robought]

33. I always crack up when I read this one:

HOMER

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

[EOTE]

46. Speaking of foxy boxing....

Homer - (after seeing people play in his new tennis court) - That's tennis!? Then what's the one where the chicks wail on eachother?

Bart - Foxy boxing?

Homer - Yeah, that's what I wanted.

[Michael Daniels]

34. Homer on beer

Beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

[mac56]

35. "Just once, I wish someone would call me 'sir'..

..without adding, 'you're making a scene'."

[Drifter]

36. I heard this in a commercial ...

so I'm not sure it was an actual Homer quote.

Homer: I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet Beer !

Cheers
Drifter

[Richardo]

37. "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there...

....save me, Superman!" - Homer


Also:

Kent Brockman: "I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work!"

Chief Wiggam: "Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls... two, I suppose."

[Jonte_1979]

38. Beware. This item carries a terrible curse!

Homer: Oh, that is bad.

Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free froghurt!

Homer: That is good!

Shopkeeper: The froghurt is also cursed.

Homer: That is bad.

Shopkeeper: The froghurt comes with your choice of free toppings!

Homer: That is good!

Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

Homer: ...

Shopkeeper: That is bad!

Homer: Can I go now?

[peekaloo]

39. Oooohhh I'm a rage-aholic

I can't live without rage-ahol! (Homer)


I think women and seaman don't mix. (Smithers)

[philosophie_en_rose]

40. So many great quotes.

Sideshow Bob: Attempted Murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they? ...

Marge: Quick, somebody perform CPR!
Homer: Umm I see a bad moon rising.
Marge: That's CCR!
Homer: Looks like we're in for nasty weather...

Burns: Welcome fellow Republicans, to start with the old business, brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts to rename everything after Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Hibbert: All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagan's, the Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan--
Dracula: And my good friend Frankenstein is now Frankenreagan. Blah!
Burns: Excellent!


And of course:

Fox News Reporter: …And for the Democrats, this guy.

[BigMcLargehuge]

41. My favorite quotes...

the ones that have actually worked their way into my everyday speech...

Homer stepping on a board with nails through it after breaking his thumb with a hammer, all the while struggling to not swear: Oh (shiver) Fiddle dee dee (shiver) that will require a tetanus shot.

Kodos and Kang after successfully invading Earth (and subduing the population with a slingshot) following Lisa's wish for world peaceBow human slaves, bow before our puny weapons.

Then later, when Flanders wishes the humans could "get rid of those nasty aliens" Moe, weilding a 2 by 4, chases Kodos across the screen: Ahhh! He's a got aboard with a nail through it!

Principal Skinner: Prove me wrong kids, prove me wrong...

Krusty Ahhh! They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house... I'm not made of stone!

Homer Duff Garden's... Hurrah!!!! (Passes out on steering wheel from food poisoning.)

Kent Brockman And I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

Krusty, following the 19874 olympic fiasco where he rigged the Krustyburger game tickets to reflect all the games the Russians would dominate, but they boycotted You people are pigs! From now on I will personally spit in evey 50th burger!

Mr. Burns approving personally approving Homer's loan appliocation for 5 thousand dollars Burns: Ahhhh a horse. Joining the pony set, eh? (offers quizical look for a second) You aren't going to eat it are you?

Later in the same scene

Burns:Five thousand dollars eh. You aren't familiar with our state's rather strict usury laws are you?
Homer: U-su-ry?
BurnsNevermind, I must've made that word up!

And one finally, from Family guy.

Peter visits Hell (mentally) while being harangued by his insane Catholic father and around a flaming table playing cards are Hitler, Nixon and Superman - Peter: Superman? What are you doing in Hell?
Superman: I killed a stripper in Vegas...

[LynneSin]

42. STOP! We have learned all we can from Rectal Probing

Kang the Alien to Homer after Homer was caught by the aliens and homer assumed he had to drop trou' for an anal examination

[Zero Gravitas]

45. Mr. Burns

Mr. Burns wants to be a popular billionair after Springfield is visited by a Richard Branson type.

Mr. Burns: I want to be loved.
Homer: Well, I'll need some beer...

[Yavin4]

47. From Mr. Burns - The Three-Eyed Blinky Ep.

"Look Smithers, these slack-jawed Neandrathals cost me the election, and yet if I had them killed, I'd be the one going to jail."

[Yavin4]

48. THIS THREAD PROVES ONE THING

"The Simpsons" is this country's answer to William Shakespeare!!!

[Yavin4]

49. I ALMOST FORGOT THIS ONE!!!

Bart's writing on the board:

"Sponge Bob Is Not A Contraceptive Device"

[DrBB]

50. Homer: "It's pronounced new-kew-lar, Lisa."

[Catshrink]

52. Either that or Batman's really let himself go.

Say what?

The scene showed Bart and Lisa looking out a window and seeing a silhouette of Homer who was in a lighthouse.

Lisa: Is that Dad?
Bart: Either that or Batman's really let himself go.

(A lighthouse in Springfield? Why?)

[SmileyBoy]

53. When Ralph said "I ALMOST DIED!!!!"

And when Lunch Lady Doris said "More testicles means more IRON..."

[classics]

54. Homer: AHHHH! What are you spraying me with?!?!

Kodos: RUM! So nobody will believe your story!