The Gop Rock

[DanCa]

The GOP Rock (appologies to Elvis)

Patrick Fitzgerald thru a party in the county jail
The GOP began to wail
The joint was jumping it began to sing
Shoulda heard them decked out jail birds sing let's rock rock rock.
every body lets rock. come on every body on the whole cell block Were dancing to the gop rock

Tom "the Hammer" was on the Sly Trombone
Cat Kill Frist was wailling on the Saxophone
Ryan was the Drummer Boy From Illionse
He went Crash Boom Bang
The whole rythym section was the purple gang let's rock
Let's rock. Cmon everybody on the whole cell block
Was Dancing to the GOP Rock

Karl the Brain said to Scooter Libby
Your the cutest inmate I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Howabout doing the Gop Rock with Me
Every body on the whole cell block was dancing to the GOP rock

Dick Cheney was sitting in the corner all alone
Sittin on a block of stone
Fritz said he buddy don't you be no square
I think Rush has a stash of Oxy Cotton somewhere
Let's rock Everyone on the whole cell block.
Was Dancing to the Gop Rock.

Well Rummy said to Dubya "No one's looking for heaven's sake."
"Now's the time for us to take our break."
Dubya said to Rummy "Knix Knix, I want to stick around while I get my coke fix," Let's rock. Cmon everybody lets rock. Everyone on the whole cell block was dancing to the whole gop rock.