I WON AT POWERBALL!!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

Matched two numbers and the Powerball for a freakin' huge $7 payday.

Now if me and Mrs. Jeff in Milwaukee can find one of them two-for-one lunch coupons, we eat in style tomorrow.

Just bask in my glow, suckers!

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Two words:

Dollar Menu.

Live it up, you silly kids...

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. LOL!

Yeah, punk, you bet your ass I want fries with that!!

[hickman1937]

3. Now you're one of them rich gits.

I'm not jealous, cuz you're goin to HELL. Enjoy your riches.:P
edit for I forgot to spell check. Zip wrong. }(

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

4. Larry Flynt...

Years ago, as a publicity stunt, ran for office (President, maybe?).

Flynt said that he was running as a Republican because he was a wealthy, white male. Now that me an Larry are in the same league (except that he has a busload of skanks at his beck and call), I may have to reconsider my party affiliation.

[hickman1937]

14. So you're taking your 7 bucks and running as a republican?

As soon as you back out the driveway, you spent your fund. I say go for it. Do you need a campaign manager? I can talk mean, and after 30 yrs in a factory I think I can speak bigot, as long as there's a toilet nearby. I have a weak stomach.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

16. If Bush can be pretend to be a Christian...

I can pretend to be rich.

[hickman1937]

18. My dear Jeff, in bushamerika, 7 bucks makes you rich.

If you're middle class.

[mermaid]

5. LOL

I won last drawing, Matched 3 numbers, no powerball for a $7 payoff, too!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

7. See you at the Country Club

I'll be waiting tables next Saturday Night!

[mermaid]

9. Shit, You're Doing Better Than Me....

I'll be BUSSING the fucking tables next Saturday night...ROFL!!!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

10. I share tips, hon...

And there's a bottle of Boone's Farm out in the parking lot when our shift is over...

[mermaid]

13. Right On...I'm There!!

For Boone's Farm...you got me!! Fuckin' ROFL!!

Got any MD 20/20?? :D

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

15. You're bringing back fond memories...

of a wasted and misspent youth. We got Boone's Farm, MD 20-20, and a twelve pack of PBR. Foghat is playing on the eight-track.

[mermaid]

20. Oh, Yeah....Those Were The Days!!

I'm with ya all the way!

[Der Blaue Engel]

6. Congrats! I matched three numbers tonight in CA SuperLotto...

...'bout $10, I think.

:woohoo:

[Pithlet]

8. I'm also joining the ranks of the ten-aire club.

I got three numbers, too. :woohoo:

[friesianrider]

11. Don't spend it all in one place now ;)

But tou can get the Fruit Dip AND Salad from McD's dollar menu!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

12. I'm too damned old...

I remember the McDonald's advertisement that talked about a burger, fries and drink -- and change for your dollar.

[mermaid]

22. Just A Bit Older Than Me, Then...But Not By Much

I still remember White Castles for 20 cents each.

[Fox Mulder]

17. I remain broke.

:(

I hope some rich bastard didn't win the Powerball (if there were any winners). That would be really low if they did.

[mermaid]

21. Nope. No Winner AGAIN on Powerball For Wednesday Night

according to the official site, no one won the jackpot.

but ten from Pennsylvania matched 5 with no PB...I gotta run check my tix!!

[Fox Mulder]

23. No winners???

DAMN! I should buy 20 tix on Saturday!

:woohoo:

[Fox Mulder]

25. Powerball's website is now saying there was a winner.

In Oregon.

Damn.

[orleans]

19. god, i'm so happy for you!

i hope you appreciate how lucky you really are.

some of us can't even play powerball unless we go out of state.

$7 bucks! wow!

[sandnsea]

24. So did my son, lol

I thought about calling my daughter and screaming, your brother won, your brother won; but I was afraid she'd faint and fall down and crack her head open and then it wouldn't be such a funny joke...