The Cash Cow of all CAPTIONS

[cosmicdot]

and, as you can see, these checks are going directly into the Halliburton and Carlyle bank through automatic deposit

[Qutzupalotl]

1. You see, Skipper believes that MaryAnn is hoarding all the coconuts...

[Richardo]

2. That took me a minute, NRK, LOL!

It's late in a loooooong day. :boring:

[underpants]

3. It's not perfected but this will tel lthe machines when and how to attack

:scared:

[underpants]

4. Um.....well.....no Sir it does not make toast

Those flying toasters are called screensavers.

[skip fox]

5. "No, sir, this only has financial software on it. It can't search out

spanking sites on the Web."

[Braden]

6. * whats that red number?

Treasury Man "the machine says its a deficit. now no one here knows what the f*** that means, so we just keep printing 'em. "

[Samuraimad]

7. 'What the fuck is the internet?'

"The internet is a communications tool used the world over where people come together to bitch about movies, politics, and share pornograhphy with one another.
The internet has given everyone in america a voice and apparently they have chosen to use this to bitch about you."

'Well I'll be...'

"As long as you are President the net nerds are going to have something to bitch about."


'Can I invade this thing called the internet...?'

[underpants]

8. No Sir we don't know what happened to the "W" key

:shrug:

[underpants]

9. Well I guess we could make all these checks out to Ken Lay.......

but I'm not sure if that is really the right thing to do.

W:"Well then just make them out to the Re-elect George Bush campaign, they will all end up in the same place.

"RE-elect?"

[skip fox]

10. Now as the day gives silent way to night,

And DU'ers by the score douse screen and lights
And gat them home to their repast, spirits bright,
Then come forth their colleagues of the night
With minds aflame to set the CAPTION right!

:kick: