What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the floor?
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Tue Oct-18-05 02:42 PM
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the floor?
MATT What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 6 feet under? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that sits on top of a podium? Mike What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under your car? Jack What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mail box? Bill What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing? Skip What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs rolling around on the beach? Sandy What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground? Phil What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that just fell out of a boat? Bob What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill? Frank What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill? Patty What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves? . . . . . . . . .
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Tue Oct-18-05 02:54 PM
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1. What do you call a woman with no arms and legs on the grill with Frank?
Patty... What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a ditch by a gravel road? Dusty. What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it won't come anyhow. What do you do with that dog at night? Take it out for a drag. Gawd, I DO love tasteless jokes. Laura
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Tue Oct-18-05 02:55 PM
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2. What do you call a woman with one leg?
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Tue Oct-18-05 03:41 PM
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4. what do you call a foreign lady with one leg?
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Tue Oct-18-05 04:57 PM
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10. "So I sez to my wife with the artificial leg....
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 04:57 PM by MN ChimpH8R
HEY PEG..."
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Tue Oct-18-05 03:20 PM
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what do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testes? sparky
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Tue Oct-18-05 03:56 PM
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5. Can Johnny come out and play baseball?
"You know Johnny doesn't have any arms and legs." "Yeah, we want him to be third base."
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Tue Oct-18-05 04:06 PM
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6. 'mommy, mommy, how long do i have to keep walking in circles?'
'shut-up, or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!'
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Tue Oct-18-05 04:57 PM
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11. That sounds eerily like my mother.
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Tue Oct-18-05 04:09 PM
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7. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef. What's black & white and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head. What's black & white, black & white, black & white? A nun falling down the stairs.
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Tue Oct-18-05 04:48 PM
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8. How did Helen Keller burn her fingers ???
She tried to read the waffle iron.
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Tue Oct-18-05 04:52 PM
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9. lol.....Why were her legs yellow?
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Tue Oct-18-05 08:29 PM
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15. How did she burn her cheek?
She tried to answer the iron. How did she burn her other cheek? They called back.
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Tue Oct-18-05 05:01 PM
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12. Where does dragon milk come from?
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Tue Oct-18-05 06:18 PM
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13. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pot?
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 06:18 PM by Dangerously Amused
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Tue Oct-18-05 06:20 PM
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14. What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
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