"Seize this, Honkus!"

[Zomby Woof]

"History of the World, Part I", uncut and uninterrupted, right NOW on the Fox Movie Channel! :D

[Blue_Tires]

1. i liked the french revolution, personally

the inquisition isn't bad, either

[Behind the Aegis]

2. One of my fave movies!

I love Madeline Kahn :cry:! She always makes me laugh!

[bliss_eternal]

5. "Yes, no, no, no, no, YES...!"

:rofl:

Madeline Kahn--Genius!

[Behind the Aegis]

6. And....

"Bob!!! Oh BOB! Do I have any holes this man can fill?!"

or

"Would you PLEASE step on the same foot!? You're making my tits fall off!"

:rofl:

[bliss_eternal]

7. ...and...

"I just love double time, harch!"

:rofl:

[kittykatkoffeekup]

3. Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen!

Gangbang!

[bliss_eternal]

4. "...It's good to be the King."

;)

[bridgit]

8. Dole Office Clerk: "Occupation?"

Comicus: "Stand-up philosopher."
Dole Office Clerk: "What?"
Comicus: "Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension."
Dole Office Clerk: "Oh, a bullshit artist!"
Comicus: "Hmmmmmm..."
Dole Office Clerk: "Did you bullshit last week?"
Comicus: "No."
Dole Office Clerk: "Did you try to bullshit last week?"
Comicus: "Yes!"

:rofl: