Really funny sacreligious game for bored people

[StellaBlue]

Get a hymnal. Pick a random song. Add the words 'In My Pants' to the end of the song title. Hilarity ensues.

Examples:

'Behold, He Cometh In My Pants'

'Stand Up and Bless the Lord In My Pants'

'Let God Arise In All His Might In My Pants'

etc.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Blessed are those who are easily amused

in my pants.

:evilgrin:

[cwydro]

2. damn, this sounds like fun

but I don't know any hymns..all i know is Amazing Grace....would that work?:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Jesus Loves Me In My Pants

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. All Love Divine All Love's Excelling In My Pants

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. That Ol' Rugged Cross In My Pants

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Jesu, Jesu, Fill Me With Your Love In My Pants

[jmm]

7. I've got that joy, joy, joy, joy down in my pants n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. When the Saints Come Marchin In In My Pants

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. This Little Light of Mine In My Pants

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Joyful. Joyful We Adore Thee In My Pants

[Arkana]

11. Lord, I Lift Your Name On High In My Pants

[Tsiyu]

12. "How great Thou art in my Pants."

Oh yeah, baby.

[Gormy Cuss]

13. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear In My Pants

Christmas songs only:

O Come, all ye Faithful In My Pants
Christians Awake In My Pants
Hark the Herald Angels Sing In My Pants
Good Christian Men Rejoice In My Pants
God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman In My Pants

After all those hymns, this one would be appropriate:

Silent Night In My Pants

[Dangerously Amused]

14. We did it "without pants."

I mean, uuh...

[KitchenWitch]

15. Almost as fun

Finding the pagan origins of most of the hymns.

There is a Lutheran hymn called "Lord of the Dance". If that is not pagan, I am not KitchenWitch.

[petronius]

16. All things come of thee in my pants

I sought the Lord in my pants

Alas! And did my savior bleed in my pants

Jesus, priceless treasure in my pants

My hope is built in my pants

Oh sacred head, now wounded in my pants

There is a fountain filled with blood in my pants

[RevCheesehead]

17. We did same game, but "under the sheets"

Still lots of fun. And yes, we did it in youth group.

[kittykatkoffeekup]

18. Hearken to the solemn voice, in my pants.

[Ladyhawk]

19. "In the toilet bowl" works well, too.

I was bored to tears once while listening to about a million choirs get adjudicated, so a fellow alto and I played "In the Toilet Bowl." Yes, it was immature, but I nearly busted a gut when I read the title: "I Saw the Blood."

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

20. There is a Balm In My Pants

[wildhorses]

21. All Creatures Great and Small In My Pants

[wildhorses]

22. Precious Memories In My Pants