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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 09:02 PM
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A warning to all men with shaved heads
Guys, if your head starts itching because you haven't shaved in a while, shave your damn head. Don't do what my dumbass forklift mechanic tried.

Actually, he's not a dumbass. He is a very smart man, never voted for a Republican in his life. But his head started itching on Sunday because he hadn't shaved in a few days, and he asked his wife if she had anything he could put on there to stop the itching.

She gave him some gardenia-scented hand lotion...and he put a whole lot of it on his head. Stopped the itching immediately.

It also attracts bees...and, unfortunately, he's allergic to them.
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William Bloode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 09:06 PM
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1. Lol!
I'll have to keep that in mind. I like my head shaved and i am also allergic to bees.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 09:07 PM
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2. OH NO!
I shave my head. I don't BIC it, I just don't use any extension on my clippers.
My head never itches.
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