Flamebait depository here,

[Dave Reynolds]

come on...cough it up...leave it here.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. Castro is a dictator, but as far as dictators go, he's a Swedish PM.

There, now EVERYBODY will hate me.

[Dave Reynolds]

3. Most excellent!

:thumbsup:

[DS1]

2. Blub

ber

[Dave Reynolds]

27. Rub

her.

Wait, that didn't work...

[MrScorpio]

4. "Mom, I'm home! OMG, what are you doing to my mom?!?!?"

[Dave Reynolds]

18. Making number 17, that's what!

Now go send in yer sister...

[KitchenWitch]

5. William Hung is the best singer EVAH!

[Dave Reynolds]

11. With a name like Hung,

he cain't be all bad....

[Dave Reynolds]

6. Kirstie Alley is a rotund thespian.

Digging out a classic.

[Kingshakabobo]

8. Ah, good times, good times. n/t

[the_spectator]

7. You know what really gets my goat?

"People Firsters." Especially FAT "people firsters." I'd like to serve them up to my many dogs and cats, especially my cats. They don't get much chance to hunt living things, because they are INDOOR cats. Anyone who lets their cats outdoors should be shot.

Of course, I hate sex offenders even more than fat People Firsters. They should all be castrated - not chemically. That's the wimpy way. Real castration. So you're a "sex offender" because you got caught pissing in the woods? Tough noogies. Say bye-bye to Mr. Wee-Wee. Anyone who doesn't think like me on this one is probably some childless freak: some woman who will never be fulfilled as a woman because she has never had a child. Or some man who never got married. And we all know what THOSE kind of men are. If they're not gay (just like all evil Repukes are, it just stands to reason) then they're just sad-sack nice guys. Women don't like nice guys!

Of course, people who still believe in voting really steam me as well. All these polls in GD and GDP about people's "dream ticket" in 2008. Please! It has been scientifically proven that Kerry was 100% absolutely certain to win the 2004 election. Haven't you seen TIA's spreadsheets? Anyone who ever votes again is a belly-crawling DINO complicit in the BFEE/Diebold conspiracy.

Also, I believe in chemtrails.

(How's that?)

[Dave Reynolds]

9. You have covered nearly everything,

thanks for leaving out MIHOP and LIHOP!

Good job!

[the_spectator]

19. And video games.

I forgot video games. Hey, nobody's perfect! :shrug:

[Dave Reynolds]

21. I forgot them, too..

I especially forgot GTAs Hot Coffee mod, which I distributed to grade school children throughout the country.

[Redstone]

10. How's that? That's damn good, that's how it is. Magnificent, in fact.

You covered about 95% of the bases. I salute you for a truly excellent post.

Redstone

[the_spectator]

20. Thank you! I'm here all week! Tip your waitress! /nt

[titoresque]

57. LMAO!!!

That was great! But surely, you know you're wrong.

[AlCzervik]

12. Oasis is the best band eveh!

[Dave Reynolds]

14. Beatles SUCK!

:applause:

[AlCzervik]

16. and Bono is a total hack and sell out!!

[kanrok]

13. I HATE CATS

Cats suck.

[Dave Reynolds]

15. Shoot 'em all,

and let the songbirds sort 'em out..

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. The MSM

does a superlative job of reporting political issues. I rely on Fox News because its coverage is fair and balanced.

[Dave Reynolds]

22. Yeah, O'Reilly is just misunderstood.

And Rush is a victim of some witch-hunt..

[ismnotwasm]

23. I have a pitbull nt

[Dave Reynolds]

25. And it is great with babies and toddlers, is it not?

But little old ladies end up with their throats torn out.

Sweet little poochies, gotta love 'em.

[ismnotwasm]

30. Hasn't had his test run yet

Too soon too tell.

[Dave Reynolds]

31. I'll send him this guy for lessons,

he bites people real good.

[kittykatkoffeekup]

24. Hooked it

[Dave Reynolds]

29. And cooked it.

[ZombieNixon]

26. Dave Reynolds is a HUGH MORAN!!!11!1! SERIESLY!!11!1!!!

[Dave Reynolds]

28. OMFG!11!!

I CANT SERIESLY BELEVE YOU THINK THAT!11111!!! I ESPECT LOYLTY FROM ALL POSTER IN THIS THRED1!!1

[khashka]

32. Ann Coulter was right: Liberals are traitors to this great nation!

Communist scum! You should all be shot!

Khash, a Freereblican and proud of it!

[Dave Reynolds]

33. Coulter is a hottie,

I'd hit it.

:popcorn:

[khashka]

40. Dave Reynolds is a pervert

attracted to "women" who look like skinny men in bad drag.
Sick, sick puppy!

Khash.

[Dave Reynolds]

41. What can I say,

I have a soft spot for hateful skanks with protruding laryngeal bodies and very pointed elbows.

[philosophie_en_rose]

34. HELP ME DISPELL THIS FREEPER EMAIL!

Seriesly, I'm not a freeper. I'm posting this email so that you guys can debunk it, because it is HUGH!


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Dear Dubya

I love you man, even though you're a fat actress with 16 kids. I love you so much that I created fake dolls in your image, so that everyone can have relations with you. Luckily it was easy to get the dolls to match your IQ level.

Thanks for smiting heathens, loosers, DUmmies, abortionists, home schoolers, and the people that made Another Country for not making Rupert Everett kiss Colin Firth and Cary Elwes. (just kidding... I don't swing that way... seriously, I was drunk when I ...)

Thank me that all those people wasted their votes by voting for third parties. Don't let the loosers get you down, because it was hard work to MIHOP. Hard work.

Thanks a brazillion,
Jesus

[JimmyJazz]

35. Clark and Dean are TERRIBLE candidates! We should support the Greens!

[Dave Reynolds]

38. IT'S NOT NADER'S FAULT!!!!

Well, okay I guess it is....

[chaska]

36. PETA....

[Dave Reynolds]

37. Oh oh...

:yoiks:

[hickman1937]

39. White boys can't dance.

Buncha loosers.
thats a 2fer. Do I get a prize?

[Dave Reynolds]

42. A Boobie prize!

[hickman1937]

44. What in the name of all thats holy is that?

What kind of bird has eyes in its beek? OMG, is it a Booby? Is my prize a Booby?

[Dave Reynolds]

48. It is, indeed, a Booby.

A baby Booby, to be precise.

[hickman1937]

52. Thank you. I'd like to thank every smart ass I've ever met at DU

and a special shout out to all DU spell police. My only regret is that I didn't put enough commas in to make it a 3fer. Thank you, thank, you, this, means, so, much.to, me.

[Solon]

43. How can the truth be flamebait?

I'm a White Guy, I can say that!!!!!! :)

[hickman1937]

45. Ah but do you speak for all white guys?

Is it true that white guy's can't dance?

[Solon]

47. Oh absolutely...

We have a place here where I live, changes names every 2 years, a big assed "Western" cowboy place that is the size of a mall. I been there, what they do in there ISN'T dancing, its more like going into convulsions while all of them are standing in a line.

[AtomicKitten]

46. I LUV the DLC

Not really, just want to ruffle feathers and start the quacking.

[Dave Reynolds]

49. Repug lite is my favorite beer.

:9

[titoresque]

50. The DU lounge is for General Discussion rejects

uh......:hide:

[Dave Reynolds]

51. We prefer the term

"voluntary temporary exiles".

And they in GD run to us for help and shelter.

[titoresque]

53. Hey don't take that tone with me buster

[Dave Reynolds]

54. Sorry,

I'm kinda tone-deaf.

:P

[titoresque]

56. yep just what I expected

"they" warned me about the "lounge people" and their "ways"
But I see through it........and I've got your number Mr. Tone-deaf Dave Reynolds....I've got your number.

:yoiks:

[Wapsie B]

55. MMMMMMMMM Veal!!

[Dave Reynolds]

58. It's not just for breakfast anymore!

Mutton, anyone?

[Wapsie B]

59. Yeah, pass the mint jelly.