JimmyJazz says I should ignore alien orders

[Zomby Woof]

But what if one of them is a really good order? One I really like?

Such as, "One medium pizza, with extra cheese, garlic, and green peppers, please."

Now what exactly is wrong with an order like that? :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

1. What if the alien orders me to have a beer?

I think I'd like to obey that order. :beer:

Punctuation edit.

[Zomby Woof]

2. See? That's what I am talking about!

I think aliens DO order me to drink beer, especially after they order a pizza!

[Tallison]

3. Try the alien glue

:thumbsup:

[WCGreen]

4. Just watch out if they order sliced plutonian raftings...

[shockra]

5. I pretty much do everything they say.

I get free anal probes out of it.

[TroubleMan]

6. Reverse psychology.

She's telling you that because she knows you'll do the opposite of what she said. She wants you to obey alien orders, because she is, in fact, an alien.

I have recently discovered she is an advanced unit from the planet Strummeron trying to either get you to stay or go (I forgot which), and I heard they might invade the Casbah (they'd said they're going to rock it).

[JimmyJazz]

7. Bonus points to you for getting the reference.

:hi:

[TroubleMan]

8. I cheated.....you mentioned it a long time ago in one of those:

"How did you get your name" threads. At least I think that's where I remember it from, but you did state on DU before something about your picture being Strummer.

[JimmyJazz]

11. A replica of Joe's beloved telecaster:

[Zomby Woof]

9. But that begs the question...

Do the aliens want cookies or not? :P

[JimmyJazz]

10. Aliens never want cookies - that is why they are to be ignored.