Just trying to be funny

[HawkerHurricane]

The man who invented 'Crest' toothpaste died.
Four out of five dentists attended his funeral.

World's shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO," and the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, played golf a lot, watched football, drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

History Repeats itself
We are trying to get the Iraqi people back to where we were in 1787, when we crafted our constitution and founded our republic.
So far, we've only gotten them back to the Civil War...

Coffee
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position in United States Government: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.

[djeseru]

1. lol!

"Disappear for rest of day." :rofl:


Thank you for posting this.

[WCGreen]

2. I love that.....

Thank you....

[Bullwinkle925]

3. All very cute. Thanks!