Gather 'Round Kiddies For Matcom's Saturday Morning Joke!

[matcom]

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them
to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy
and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not
be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all
the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and
fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward and bent over to pick it
up. Then all the other bells began to ring.

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

1. ~

[billyskank]

2. Congratulations!

You are the first person in a month to post a different joke!

Good job! :thumbsup:

[mainegreen]

3. I don't get it?

Whats it got to do with a Brazillion? Isn't the punchline supposed to be "Whats a brazillion?"

Thanks for a fresh joke!

[DS1]

4. Thank god she wasn't a Brazillian dancer

:eyes:

[underpants]

5. They should have used polygraphs

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