How long do we beat dead horses here on DU?

[KitchenWitch]

A worthy question doncha think?

[Clintmax]

1. You bet it is!

I wonder this sometimes too.

[Jamastiene]

2. Just long enough to teach them a lesson, if necessary.

I've been nodding off. How many times have people discussed the whole scientology thing, I wonder? Am I the only one sick of that whole thing?

[KitchenWitch]

3. short answer, No

I am sick of it too

[DanCa]

4. I just flashed on that opening horse seen in billy jack

go ahead hate your neighbor go ahead cheat a friend

[bliss_eternal]

5. I just saw the horse head from the Godfather...

:scared:

[KitchenWitch]

6. I hate that scene

I know it needed to be there, but sheesh!

:puke:

[Heidi]

7. Approximately a brazilian years. (nt)

[AirmensMom]

44. ROFL

:rofl:

[jpgray]

8. A dead horse seems to be the mascot of a few DUers I know

:hide:

[Fox Mulder]

9. I guess I tend to beat that poor horse...

by posting this certain joke from time to time...

I've decided to retire it tonight after getting annoyed with it myself.

:)

[KitchenWitch]

10. LOL

I guess that is the litmus test, when DUers start to annoy themselves, the dead horse beating stops

:rofl:

[Fox Mulder]

11. Haha...

yeah, that and the stench of that poor decaying horse.

:rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

12. Indefinately...

And then someone brings it up weeks, months later, and it starts all over again.
Duckie

[anarch]

13. Dead? What do you mean? ... dammit, horse! Get up and move...

Come on, you lazy horse!

[Redneck Socialist]

51. Best smilie ever! n/t

[peekaloo]

14. It helps to tenderize their meat.

:dunce:

[WCGreen]

15. Well, when Ethel Merman appears to sing....

That usually signals a dead horse has been beaten....

[Skinner]

16. Forever.

In case you haven't noticed, that's pretty much the point of this website.

[RetroLounge]

17. .

:rofl:

RL

[Crazy Guggenheim]

19. Welcome to DU .............

[southlandshari]

27. .....

:rofl:


Best.
boss.
ever.

;)

[JimmyJazz]

39. Have you heard the joke about the Brazillians? Or what color film one

should use? :)

[KitchenWitch]

40. Touche!

:rofl:

[Dastard Stepchild]

18. I prefer the phrase "pet an irritated cat"....

I've always been a tad ruffled by the idea of beating a dead horse. The visual makes me a little sad inside.

:D

[Deja Q]

20. Still, it's better than going to a hotel and joking about

your hubby doing it to live horses...

:wow:

[miss_kitty]

21. Why did a brazillion chickens cross the road?

to see Ethel Merman, Fat Actress, and the genius directors Woody Allen and Roman Polanski.
Hey. There are a brazillion of them. They're not all headed to the same spot.

[spacelady]

22. Until it's most sincerely dead. n/t

[El Fuego]

23. and then bush says how many is a brazilian

[HawkerHurricane]

24. Sadistic Beastialic Necrofelia

What?

[hippiepunk]

25. Flagellate a deceased equine

:D

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

26. a Brazillion times

:evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

28. And we have a winner!

That's the definitive answer.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

29. lmao!

how you doing today LiW? :hi:

[Left Is Write]

31. Pretty well, thanks!

My whole house is freshly cleaned and it's time for some relaxing. :)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

32. i think i could use you help by me then

please...hehe

[Left Is Write]

33. My whole house smells like Fresh Linen Carpet Fresh...

you want that too? ;)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

35. The fresh scent sounds nice

but I have no carpets :cry:

I guess im forced to try and clean on my own :evilfrown:

[Left Is Write]

36. I'd rather have no carpets.

I'd love it if the entire house was hardwood floors. I could put area rugs where necessary.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

37. I can't do the carpet thing

I have bad allergies to dustmites, so i live for the hardwood floors

[Parrcrow]

30. Until every member gets a crack at it.

That's a thread with 78,394 posts.

[thefloyd]

34. Well if we just aborted horses

the redundancy would decline. However that would be morally reprehensible

[Jara sang]

38. kick for juxtaposition

with my copycat

[DrZeeLit]

41. We don't beat 'em...we ride 'em hard and put 'em away wet.... right?

Or is that ride them wet and put them away hard?

Oh, well... you catch my drift, huh?

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. Laura Brannigan sucked.

:hi:

[wildhorses]

43. there should be NO beating of horses

dead or alive...not while I'm around anyhow

[qnr]

45. Hah! I can beat my horse at scrabble any day of the week!

Dead or alive!

Er... or, I could, if I HAD a horse... and it wasn't smarter than me.

[wildhorses]

47. do you even HAVE a scrabble game?

yo ho ho and a bottle of Rum

[qnr]

48. Well, I used to, but I kind of misplaced it

probably "whilst" in a drunken stupor.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

46. Don't get me started with the Hayes/Tilden Election...

[In_The_Wind]

49. until they're ground to a pulp ...

nothing left but a Greece spot ...

[qnr]

50. that's paper I think (well, know) - I believe "glue" is the word you were

looking for

/me ducks for cover

[In_The_Wind]

53. I do believe that you are correct ...

however you wouldn't want to see what is left after I slowly but effectively remove every strip of flesh from the bones before I start to grind and rend it into glue ...

[AirmensMom]

52. From what I can tell, there are a lot of dead horses on DU!

And they all look like hell from all those beatings.

:yoiks: