Joke

[Floogeldy]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Ha ha.

[Heidi]

1. Elephant jokes in chicken joke suits.

Bawk. Bawk. Bawk.

(Where's my Nighthawks poem, sailor?)

[Floogeldy]

6. I feel it coming soon!

:)

[Fox Mulder]

2. Here's one about a yak:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:

"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in conflict in Iraq"

"OH NO!" the President exclaims, ashen faced, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as

Bush sits, head in hands. Finally the President looks up and asks,

"How many is a brazillion? More than a million right?

:rofl:

[khashka]

3. Are you feeling well?

Deep philosophical discussions, heated theological arguments.... I don't expect. Quirky, offbeat sense of humour? Damn right.

But the oldest joke in the book? Is it time to put you to bed, take your temperature and force feed you my world famous chicken soup?

These things can be done.....


Khash.

[AVulgarianHue]

4. He's shedding Nighthawk feathers

and turning chicken.;(

oh goddess, this brought up a memory of a song called, "The Hawk is Chicken." A friend, John (Red Bird) was the singer in a short-lived band. Funny seeing that in my mind's eye.:rofl: <----I was like this when they played.

[chknltl]

5. If you want a chicken joke ask a chicken:

A chicken and an egg just got finished having sex.
The chicken, reaching for a cigarette says; "Well that answers THAT question"

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. That reminds me of a cartoon in Playboy years ago

Lois Lane's sitting on the edge of the bed, looking frustrated.

Superman says, "Can I help it if I'm faster than a speeding bullet?"

No chickens, though. :cry:

[AVulgarianHue]

10. That reminds me of a short story..

think the title is "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex."

[GrpCaptMandrake]

14. Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? (redux)

A: To prove to the possum it COULD be done!

("I got a million of 'em. And I'll be here all the week.")

[chknltl]

8. So why did the perverted duck cross the road?

Because he was stuck to the chicken! (Damned ducks!!!)


Speaking of ducks....
Why did the duck get squished in the center of the road?
Because ducks are not as smart as chickens....duhhh

[MrScorpio]

11. Keep this shit up and I'll start with the physicist jokes again

I'm a warnin' ya

[chknltl]

12. I have never heard a physicist joke before....

Hint hint sir!... (I must sign off for the night, perhaps tomorrow i will get to see them...)

[MrScorpio]

13. Check this thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4110850