"C'mon, now,If every woman dumped her husband just for crashing a blimp...

[CanuckAmok]

...into the Super Bowl, noone would be married."







Post your favourite Brianisms here:

[Graf Orlok]

1. "Hey Bartender!

Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"

[asthmaticeog]

2. Peter: "I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.

Brian: "Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?"

[ghostsofgiants]

3. ...

"Want some McDonald's? (Stewie shacks head "no") Wanna go get some ice cream? (stewie shacks head "no" again) Wanna go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes? (Stewie nods head "yes") Ok, lets go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes."

"Gosh, I'd like to help you, Peter, but I've got to go out in the hall and chew on the back of my ass for about five minutes."

[Fox Mulder]

4. Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last

night.
Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh crap...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid.

Peter- Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
Brian (after Peter falls down and starts screaming): I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won't learn anything.

[CanuckAmok]

5. "I lo-o-o-o-ve chocolate, but I can't eat it, 'cuz I'll get fat.

But it's so-o-o-o good!"