Can anyone post 12 original thoughts without googling?

[Not_Giving_Up]

Just wondering.

[johnnie]

1. Heh

Clever

[Not_Giving_Up]

2. I try

I really, really do.

[texas1928]

3. 12?

1. Man my farts stink today.
2. I should be working right now.
3. I am so glad it is Friday and I am not on call this weekend.
4. Soap tastes funny.
5. It is SO quiet in here.
6. I am halfway through the 12 original thoughts.
7. I hate my alarm clock.
8. I wish my desk was made of pillows.
9. I want some Frito Pie.
10. That post I did is hilarious.
11. Santa can bring me an IPod.
12. I wish Emergency was still on TV.

[Mutley]

4. Okay.

1. I wish I could open the windows but my neighbors are arguing and I don't feel like listening to them.
2. Rain is good.
3. Lynnesin wants people to post in the Delaware forum so it doesn't get shut down.
4. I should be writing a paper right now.
5. I like Mt.Dew.
6. It is almost 2pm on the East Coast.
7. I had ice-cream for breakfast.
8. So, Rummy told Bush that 3 brazillions were killed in Iraq....
9. I have a Zippo in my pocket.
10. It is 80 degrees in my house and 72 degrees outside. :shrug:
11. I like to pretend I'm a photographer.
12. This is my twelfth original thought and I didn't have to google once!

[ksilvas]

5. Here ya go.

1- Beer with a bunch of hops like IPA, tastes like carrots.
2- If people were forced to swap their children upon birth the world would be very different.
3-The universe is no longer expanding out, its rolled back on it's self, thats what deja-vu is.
4-The answer is not anti-gravity, its gravity relaxation.
5- I could do my job in 3hours, the rest is just stolen time from my life.
6- Vodka seems like a pointless alcoholic beverage.
7- The smell of new shower curtains could be considered a legal high.
8- What will be the first signs of continued human evolution?
9- If everyone started planting illegal drugs in the woods, fields and hide aways all
across america, the drug war would cease to exist.
10- Resident bush lies as he breathes.
11- most clients want you to turn dog-shit into brass doorknobs, figuratively speaking.
12-Never ask permission to do things, they'll always say no, simply because they can.