ATTENTION DUers FROM TEXAS

[Taverner]

Texas is kind of shaped like a "T" donchya think?

:P

[redqueen]

1. Are you drunk?

[Taverner]

2. Nope - just bored

And delaying the inevitable...

[redqueen]

4. What's the inevitable?

Death?

Sleep?

Gas?

:shrug:

[Taverner]

7. Worse....WORK!

[redqueen]

8. :(

:pals:

[Shell Beau]

9. Do you work nights or something? Or are you at work now?

[Lisa0825]

3. hmmmm

I think it's shaped more like a t than a T :think:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

5. And Louisiana is shaped like an "L". Any others? I think ALL states

should be shaped like a letter.

Q, W, and X would be particularly cool.

[Bridget Burke]

6. T for Texas...

T for Tennessee
T for Thelma
That gal that made a wreck out of me.

YODEL: O-de-lay-ee-a-lay-ee-o-lay-ee

If you don't want me mama
You sure don't have to stall
If you don't want me mama
You sure don't have to stall
'Cause I can get more women
Than a passenger train can haul.

YODEL

I'm gonna buy me a pistol
Just as long as I'm tall, Lawd, Lawd
I'm gonna buy me a pistol
Just as long as I'm tall
I'm gonna shoot poor Thelma
Just to see her jump and fall.

YODEL

I'm going where the water
Drinks like cherry wine, sing 'em boy, sing 'em
Lawd, I'm going where the water
Drinks like cherry wine
'Cause the Georgia water
Tastes like turpentine.

YODEL

I'm gonna buy me a shotgun
With a great long shiny barrel
I'm gonna buy me a shotgun
With a great long shiny barrel
I'm gonna shoot that rounder
That stole away my gal.

YODEL

Rather drink muddy water
Sleep in a hollow log
Rather drink muddy water
And sleep in a hollow log
Than to be in Atlanta
Treated like a dirty dog.

YODEL

[Texasgal]

10. Ummm..okay.

Whatever you say Tav! :P

[peekaloo]

11. Nah. A deformed cow's udder.

:P