I was appointed anonymous mod.

[Maddy McCall]

I don't get one of those little mod icon thingies, because I am operating incognito. You just THINK that you're chatting with the same ol' mischievous Maddy McCall. What you don't know is that I'm working for the system now, reporting it all back to the boss man.

Get your asses in line, drop and give me twenty, and then show me some respect! And fix me a ham sammich and grab me a beer, or I'll have you banned!

:evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

1. Good! I was tired of the responsibilities.

:hug:

[Maddy McCall]

3. Can I turn to you for advice?

I need a mentor. This is gonna be hard wurk. Got wood?

:D

[Misunderestimator]

8. I'm there for you Maddy. Any help I can give you...

You're doin a bang up job already. I can see that nothin will change for the next 20 years.

[LynneSin]

41. You need to come to the expert - the FIRST anonymous mod.

I taught MisU EVERYTHING she knows!!

[terrya]

2. Oh...the rumored stealth mod!

We heard stories...and...it's true!! :scared:

:hi:, Maddy. :-)

[Maddy McCall]

5. Don't worry. I do play favorites, and you're one of mine.

You're safe. :hug:

[terrya]

12. "Phew!"

I was getting ready to bribe. I could go as high as...hundreds of dollars. :-)

Good to know. :hug:

[GOPisEvil]

4. I hope one of your duties is ridding the lounge of excessive copycats.

I'll bribe you with Moon Pies and RC Cola if you take care of that for me.

[Maddy McCall]

10. Hell no! I'm one of the worst offenders.

I'll see what I can do, though.

Lemme say...that RC and moon pie offer is very tempting. Can you get your hands on some hoghead cheese, too?

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

14. Hoghead or Boar's Head?

;)

Hey, one copycat, well-executed is fine. 5...not so much. ;)

[Maddy McCall]

25. I was just plain disgusting on my last two copycats.

But "I'm leaving" threads piss me off. From now on, if anyone even suggests that they are leaving DU, I'm nuking their ass. Gone. Buh bye. No time alotted for anyone to beg you to stay.

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

6. Looks like you blew your assignment in the first 30 minutes

Goddamn you suck.

Mods - I'll take the position


...wait..

shit!

[Maddy McCall]

11. I'm sure people will forget.

I use entrapment style moderating.

You a mod??? PPPFFFFTTT!

[DS1]

18. Such is the genius of the plan!

[xmas74]

7. I have some center cut pork chops and baked

sweet potatoes in the fridge. Will that do?

[Maddy McCall]

15. As long as you haven't gone Mommy Dearest on your daughter.

:D

Seriously, I'll take the pork chops. Bless you, my child. Go in peace and sin no more. :D

[xmas74]

20. Haven't done it yet.

Her little head is now bobbing. I think she's falling asleep.
There's some homemade peach cobbler too w/ homemade vanilla ice cream.

[Maddy McCall]

24. OMG! For that, I'll let you control the TOMBSTONE button while...

I'm pigging out. Sounds like a delicious meal!

[xmas74]

26. Cool!

There is also steamed brocoli and a nice side salad.
Now direct me to the trolls!

[Maddy McCall]

27. Trolls? Bwahahahaha!

No, I'm gonna let you just start nukin' old timers. Kinda like pin the tail on the donkey, or spin the bottle. Wherever you land, just nuke em.

We need to shake things up a little bit here in DU. :D

[xmas74]

28. That would be cool!

Can I also post pics of men in kilts w/ no shirts on? I got a thread locked once w/ those pics.

[Maddy McCall]

30. Hell yes.

Men in kilts are sexy! I won't lock it. Go ahead. :9

[xmas74]

44. I need to find some more pics.

I used to have some really good ones.

It's not sexual-it's just showing pride in my Scottish heritage.

[Maddy McCall]

46. Oh, it's completely sexual for me.

Good looking guys in kilts. I've always loved them. :D

[xmas74]

47. So do I.

I like the accents too.
I just like to pretend it's pride in my heritage. I do my "research" every single time there is a Highland Games in my area. I'm hoping to find Mr. Perfect there.

[Maddy McCall]

48. I've been to Celt Fest in Jackson, MS several times.

It's fun!

[xmas74]

49. They are alot of fun.

We have a small Games in my town and I also try to attend the KC RenFest every year. My brother got married at the RenFest last week and there were quite a few cuties there.
My dream guy at this moment was at a local Games. Mohawk and a kilt worn in the traditional way-I noticed.

[Deja Q]

9. Judging by your phrase "Get your asses in line, drop and give me twenty",

should this thread be locked?

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

17. Only if you do it nekkid.

And I post photos. :D

[Deja Q]

42. Lemme get this straight:

I be nekkid...

You post the photos...


Um, here's the confusing part: Where do you get the photos? O8)

Edit: Spellin'

[Maddy McCall]

43. I see it all. I have eyes everywhere.

The movie 1984 is nothing compared to my reach in your daily life. :D

[JimmyJazz]

13. *ahem*

[Maddy McCall]

19. Don't tempt me to nuke you.

I have power here, you know. And friends.

:loveya:

[bigwillq]

16. Congrats Maddy!

WAIT! Give you 20, respect, a ham sandwich????

Who you think you are?:D

[Maddy McCall]

22. I'm the one who holds your future at DU in the palm of my hand.

And I can squish it like a fragile robin's egg if I so choose.

:hi:

[bigwillq]

31. Maddy's mean!

:cry:

Ok, here's your damn Ham sandwich!:) Jeez.

[Maddy McCall]

33. Thank you, my liege.

You are now protected. :D

[hfojvt]

21. I think your cover is blown. Will the leak be investigated?

:patriot: Ten hut!

Ham and alcohol are prohibited during Ramadan, How about a donut?

:donut:

[Maddy McCall]

23. Heck yeah.

Forget the ham sammich. I'll take a dozen Krispy Kremes instead. :D

[hfojvt]

29. A dozen? That's quite an appetite, or are you sharing?

:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:
:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:

[Maddy McCall]

32. I guess I can give my kid one, and maybe let the dogs share one.

The other ten are MINE ALL MINE!

That's my greatest weakness. Krispy Kremes. :9

[hfojvt]

38. Thank the goddess you did not notice

I sorta ate a couple on the drive over. :hide:

[Jara sang]

34. Mod in pectore???

like the pope can appoint secret cardinals... I like it. Is this so the Lounge denizens won't repress you and your Mod moderating?

[Maddy McCall]

35. This is just so they can't say that I didn't warn them.

:D

[ReadTomPaine]

36. (leaves bag of money behind water pipes)

whistle..

(walks away)

;)

[Maddy McCall]

39. Ah, don't be bashful!

Everyone knows that I can be bought. :D

[Maddy McCall]

37. Alright. All this talking about modding is hard wurk. I gotta take a nap

See ya, DUers. Just remember, I'm always watching. :D

[jonnyblitz]

40. have a nice sleep!

:hi:

[Maddy McCall]

45. Don't pull anything funny while I'm gone.

:hi:

[merh]

50. Excuse me, but could you please tell me where that nice lady

I met yesterday is hiding. I don't even recognize this "Maddy McCall". Did you kidnap her? She makes the best ham and would never demand someone bring her a ham samwich! :hide:

MADDY!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. I think the power went to your head

......

[Moderator]

52. Ahem.

:rofl: