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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:23 PM
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I ATE THIS SWORD - I am thinking of sh*tting
very carefully
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:34 PM
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1. Be careful.
I did that once, it hurt like hell, but damn it, I wanted to follow in the footsteps of my father, the sword swallower!

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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:38 PM
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2. Actually I come from a family of sword defecators
The circus side show trick that our family has perfected over generations is not in eating the sword, but in getting rid of it with the least amount of discernible physical pain in front of the kiddies at the circus.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:39 PM
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3. Now that's a talent!
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