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Gogi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:18 PM
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the Jehovahs Witnesses are back!
Edited on Wed Oct-05-05 04:18 PM by Gogi
Time to put my sign back up:

"Keep thy religion to thyself.", George Carlin's 11th Commandment
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:19 PM
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1. Fun with door-to-door religions
talk to them like you have never heard of God or Jesus before.
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Gogi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:30 PM
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3. I was buck neked when they knocked.
Shoulda just opened the door.:evilgrin:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:30 PM
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4. OO, that is good
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cssmall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:19 PM
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2. Like mice aren't they?
No offense to practicing JW's here, but Jeebus. If there is a religion that illustrates what Max Weber wrote, it's yours!
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:33 PM
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5. if you quit the jehovas Witness'ss Is thier a Witness protection pr.
Program?
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:50 PM
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6. Confer with sui generis. He has a few suggestions that he has tried.
:evilgrin:
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:56 PM
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7. I like to mess with their heads. I had a conversation with one at the
mall who tried everything to get me to see the light. I asked him if God would approve of peddling religion door to door...he said that was basically a part of being a Jehovah's witness and that is what they normally do. I asked him what it was exactly that Jehovah witnessed, he walked away with a pissed-off look on his face. One time I had one come to my apartment and offered him a beer and some pot....he declined
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