So, hypothetically of course, if you had sex with Ethel Murman....

[WCGreen]

And you hit the right "spot" with her....


Would she blast your eardrums or WHAT!!!!!!!!

[democracyindanger]

1. I'd be more worried about my eyesight than my hearing.

[WCGreen]

2. Just pretend it's dark.....

[Radio_Lady]

49. "It's better in the dark, it's better in the dark..."

"The light will just upset her
It's better in the dark...

You're lips will find their mark
You'll want to hug and pet her...

It's better in the dark."

(Lyrics from some song, just lost here in my head...)

[WCGreen]

50. How did you operation go?

Obviously you are here....

[Radio_Lady]

54. Obviously, I'm fine. It didn't hurt at all. I have a few more "sessions"

to go with the doctor to work on a couple of other varicosities. Next month, another small operation in another orifice. If I discuss either procedure here, my post is DOOMED!

Frankly, WCGreen, I can't see what he did and I don't feel it, so maybe he didn't do anything.

Long story. Uninteresting. Thanks for your concern! We're getting ready to go to Hawaii.

[WCGreen]

56. Glad to hear.......

[Radio_Lady]

59. Thanks for your inquiry -- I appreciate it.

[In_The_Wind]

3. maybe

maybe not ...

[evlbstrd]

4. Oh, man. My inner eye!

My favorite Ethel moment: the end of "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World," when she slips and lands on her ass.

[WCGreen]

5. Well, anything you can do I can do better.....

[evlbstrd]

6. Like doing Ethel?

You first.

[WCGreen]

8. You first.....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. Perhaps ......there should be a coin toss.......

To see who gets to cu...uh I mean...go first...... :spray:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

11. Oh my!

Peggy :spank:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. My dear Joani!

I do have (as you have so acutely observed, my dear) a VERY wicked sense of humor.....

And today I am giving it my express permission to say whatever it likes!

With these results......:rofl:

I could NOT resist.....

BTW, ONLY men get to spank me......

[In_The_Wind]

17. Well ...

Have it YOUR way then!

If you like that sort of thing!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. Well, if you have to know.........

Shhh..this is my little secret..don't tell anyone, OK?

I've never actually been spanked...so I have NO idea!

I'm just being outrageous, as per usual........



:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

25. Since we are in a sharing information frame of mind at the moment ...

I don't play those games from any point of view.

I have to agree with you that being outrageous is a lot of fun !

[CaliforniaPeggy]

30. Oh indeed it is, my dear ......indeed it is.......

I don't always feel like being outrageous....

But IMHO, life is too damn short not to indulge it when I do feel like it.......

Carpe diem, you know!


:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

31. Indeed!

[evlbstrd]

15. I'm kinda tired.

And the Chiefs are playing.
On edit: they're trying to play.

[WCGreen]

18. Come on.....

I'll throw ping pong balls at you while she is singing.....

Theres' no business like show business....

[evlbstrd]

23. Oh, all right.

Let me get my tap shoes.

[SoCalDem]

7. CURTAINS UPPPPPPPPP...

:)

[In_The_Wind]

9. ...

:rofl:

[redsoxliberal]

12. 5...4...3...2...1...

nuke.

[Wapsie B]

14. Ethel's all fine and good

but I've got my freak on for Kate Smith.

[WCGreen]

16. Now there is a woman......

God Bless America......

[Wapsie B]

19. Actually I've got a thing

for women with great singing voices.

Fantasies with opera singers and all that.

[WCGreen]

20. There was this one Jazz Diva, I saw her on PBS one night...

Didn;t catch her name....

She was about 40, very voluptuous and with a voice like an angel...

[Wapsie B]

22. Jane Monnheit (sp) is a Jazz Diva

who I'd love to know personally. But Beverly Sills in her younger days along with several other singers I can't remember the names of definitely do a thing on me. Something about a woman with nice singing voice does something to me. Don't need to see a lady in a thong, just have her warm up the pipes.

[WCGreen]

24. Yea, that's for sure......

A strong woman with a great voice.....

Nothing sexier than that....

[havocmom]

26. You some sorta Otto Titslinger wannabe?

:shrug:

[Wapsie B]

33. Who's Otto Titslinger ?

:shrug:

[havocmom]

34. Chap who, outta his fondness for a well endowed opera singer, invented

the brassier :evilgrin: Bette Midler did a great song about him.

[Wapsie B]

35. He did? Cool.

But honestly, it is the voice that really gets to me. I don't care if a woman's flat chested or nearly so. The tone and timbre of her voice have made me fall for many a woman. Even talking on the phone and hearing someone I can feel attraction, among other things. :evilgrin:

[havocmom]

39. Ever hear Cleo Lane?

British lady, married to a clainet player. She could sing with him playing and you could not tell where her voice and his horn met. Got to watch my dad's reaction the first time he heard her... wow, he had tears in his eyes.

My dad was a swing era musician and really appreciated a good voice. I learned to sing by listening (alas, only via heavy LPs) to Ella, Sassy Vaughn and Dakota Staton as a wee lass.

I did get to hear some pretty fine stuff live and in the living room from time to time when old friends were in town ;)

[WCGreen]

40. My uncle had this fantastic Hi Fi set up back in the early

60's and he loved the Big Band era....

I am fond of that era, one of my favorite times for music...

So much energy, so much talent, and a lot of fun....

[Wapsie B]

46. Yes I have heard of her.

That guy must've been one heckuva clarinet player as well. That's my instrument too.

I never had much exposure to music growing up other than hearing the polka party on the radio. I missed out on that era in more ways than one.
But we took a band trip in high school to hear Buddy Rich. Not much of a singer but it showed me a whole new world out there. That's when I became interested in music. College was only 30 miles away but it was light years apart from how I grew up. Hearing rock & roll, opera, chamber orchestras, and all the rest made me feel at home. It was the best of times and the worst of times. But I remember that period fondly in some ways. My first kiss was with a woman who's now a professional opera singer.

[WCGreen]

48. I grew up with the Polka Hour every night

Here in Cleveland......

I can remember my grandma trying to each me how to polka....

[Wapsie B]

52. I suppose I could appreciate it more

if I were listening to other things as well. I wouldn't mind learning how to polka now if I had a willing partner. It was such an insular existence growing up that I'm still struggling to learn how to live.

[WCGreen]

55. Yea, we were exposed to all sorts of music when I was growing up...

Including Ethel Murmann

[kwassa]

44. Nice story, but ..... not true

http://www.snopes.com/business/origins/bra.asp

Urban legend, of course

[eyepaddle]

27. Just out of curiousity,

what sparked this line of speculation?:yoiks:

[WCGreen]

37. Well I took a nap this afternoon....

And I feel asleep to the PBS history of Broadway Special....

When I woke up, there she was, in all her glory belting out There's No Business Like Show Business....

So, it just popped in my head, what would she do and sound like in the moment of, well you know.....

[eyepaddle]

53. Okay, I can accept that!

:D

[Left Is Write]

28. It'd be kind creepy...

...because she's dead.

[WCGreen]

38. I was just wonderin'

you know with pipes like she had...

when it happened, what would happened!!!!!!

[Deja Q]

29. Sorry, necrophilia is not my thing.

Besides, by now, she'd be dust.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. He DID say....hypothetically....

:yoiks:

[hickman1937]

36. I don't think I'd notice.

Too busy trying figure out how I became gay, and where the time machine was. Oh God, I'm in a cemetery?

[Ladyhawk]

41. I think the imagery is worse than my copycat cat thread. :)

:silly:

[-..__...]

42. Love is in the air...

Ernest Borgnine, Ethel Merman and "The Dutch Oven"

From MSN news:

The coupling of thrice-wed Broadway belter Ethel Merman and twice-wed Oscar-winner Ernest Borgnine is one of the kookiest in Hollywood history. The unlikely duo's knot began unraveling on their honeymoon, when, according to Borgnine, he garnered the lion's share of fan attention, which left Merman seething. "By the time we got home, it was hell on earth," he recalled in 2001. "And after 32 days I said to her, 'Madam, bye.'" But things weren't exactly coming up roses for the Merm: she was allegedly subjected to the silent and deadly "Dutch Oven," which involved Borgnine releasing toxic fumes in bed while trapping her under the sheets. Merman, who never again married, devoted a chapter of her autobiography to the Borgnine marriage: It consisted of one blank page.

http://homepage.mac.com/jdmajaris/Casually%20Doomed/C1122544664/E1048276256/

[WCGreen]

43. I remember reading that.....

[dogfacedboy]

45. I once heard a hilarious version of

Aerosmiths' "Love In An Elevator" sung by someone doing it as Ethel Merman. Very Funny!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

47. Welcome to DU!!

[WCGreen]

51. Welcome home my friend... Welcome Home....

[In_The_Wind]

58. Hey ~ dogfacedboy

to Du

[gmoney]

57. In her day...

She wasn't too bad...

[Moderator]

60. locking this

sex thread