A duck walks into a bar... - Democratic Underground

Allenberg

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Thu Sep-29-05 12:57 AM
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A duck walks into a bar...

...so the bartender notified animal control, and the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.

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Tom Kitten

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Thu Sep-29-05 01:06 AM
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1. I like happy endings

Edited on Thu Sep-29-05 01:07 AM by Tom Kitten

I'm glad the duck's tail got covered...

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Graf Orlok

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Thu Sep-29-05 01:12 AM
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2. A hunter aimed and shot at an unsuspecting mallard.

Fortunately, just as the bullet came near the bird, it ducked.

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