CAPTION the realization that their s**t DOES stink

[underpants]

With Rumsfeld are Rep. Duncan Hunter (news, bio, voting record), R-Calif., left, and Acting Chief of the Army, General Jack Keane, right.

[cosmicdot]

1. Do grumpy old men make good leaders?

If facial expressions can be used to measure the level of one's meanness and viciousness ... on a scale from 1 (being the lowest) to 10 ... these guys get a 10+ ... geez, if they held hands, they would form a vicious circle ...

[GOPisEvil]

2. Rummy: More dead soldiers; this shit's getting old.

I knew I should have never made up that evidence so we could go to war. I mean, I never thought AMERICANS would die or anything. I thought just the bad people died...

[underpants]

3. Man this ain't at all like Gunsmoke

They just gave them a shot of whiskey and tied a bandana around their leg (they only got shotin the leg or arm on that show) and put'em on a horse and sent them on their way. Man Wolfowitz said he knew all about this stuff.

[skip fox]

4. Rumsfeld's thinking: "That slimy little prick! Scum-swilling fool. Imagine

that little turd telling ME about strategy! Jesus. Ten years ago nobody had even heard
of him. A freaking footnote in history, son of president, failed CEO, blah, blah, blah.
And now he wants ME to start rotating troops every three months. Thinks it'll make
the enemy dizzy, then we can 'Just go in and punch em.' In-freaking-credible! And
the schmuck won't listen to reason. Damn, I'd love to tan his hairy ass!"

[skip fox]

5. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

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