I like to play one-track CDs and put it on "random"

[Rabrrrrrr]

just to fuck with the CD player's mind.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. In celebration of autumn,

da kine kick!

[democracyindanger]

2. How's it working out?

[Midlodemocrat]

3. You sir, are a very strange man.

:hi:

[Briarius]

4. how very steven wright of you... n/t

[Left Is Write]

5. You need a martini.

Or a shot of Scotch.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Lassie, one does not drink Scotch in shots!

I will forget that you said that, but dinna let it happen again.

[Left Is Write]

7. I'm neither Scottish nor a Scotch drinker...

so you'll have to forgive me. ;)

I didn't mean to SHOOT the Scotch, though. I know no one does that. I was referring to amount only.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. That was almost Hedburg-esque

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Hedburg?

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Mitch Hedberg (never noticed that I had misspelled his name)

You have to know who Mitch is.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. I never heard of him

But I checked his website and see that he was a comedian. I'm listening to some samples from amazon now; I'll see what he was like.

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Download his two albums from a Bittorrent site or something

They definitely won't be hard to find. "Strategic Grill Locations" and "Mitch Altogether" are the titles. He died back at the end of March this year.

His Wikiquote page: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

[anarch]

12. this reminds me of something I've been musing over...

When your mooching neighbor drops in on you, is it impolite to put the Tom Petty song "Don't Come Around Here No More" on repeat?

[atomic-fly]

13. Careful...technology will fight back!

[Arkana]

14. You, sir, are an evil, evil man.

:P