IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON!!! DON'T RUN WITH A POTATO MASHER!!!
I'm going to the doc for the first time in ages today and I had my momma help me put together a medical history on me and my family. I knew I had a leg infection when I was little bitty...she refered to it as "cellulitis caused by an injury".
I asked, "what kind of injury?"
She just informed me via email that I "was playing with a potato masher and fell on it".
So of course I asked how I managed that trick.
I was bad...I took it out of the drawer and was RUNNING WITH IT!!!
When I was a kid my dad tried to ride my skateboard down the driveway and it was very fun to watch... (Of course, the experience may be different if it involves a hospital trip...)
how I hurt myself bad enough to end up with an infection. I think I'm gonna have to call my mother to discuss this in person. Did she have the world's only potato masher honed to a razor sharp edge or something?
My little brother is lucky to be alive today after what he did with the meat tenderizer. HE used it on some of the keys on my piano when he was a toddler. Also on my mom's dining room chairs. I though one or the other of us was gonna kill him.
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