I just scalded my face and mouth with Peets coffee

[Taverner]

drank it too fast, went down wrong pipe, scalded everything along the way

Now my throat is swollen. Woe is me.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. Sue the bastards!

[Rising Phoenix]

2. That sucks!!!

I burned my mouth on chicken pot pie last night...miserable...

[petronius]

3. Ouch - I sympathize

still, that doesn't explain how you burned your face...

[Taverner]

4. It splashed over my face

and onto my lips...

Still hurts...

Better than the time the coffee zapped me in the eye though...

[caty]

5. Honey--

you've got to slow down. There's no time limit on how long you have to drink your coffee. Small sips until you know it's cooled off enough to take bigger sips. Life is too short to rush through even a cup of coffee. Stop and smell the coffee!!!!:spank:

[Rising Phoenix]

7. great advice caty

[Taverner]

8. Butineedtodrinkmy coffeefastsoicanenjoy thenextcup

otherwiseiwillgoinsanetryingtokeepupwiththingsyouknow?youknow?

[caty]

12. O.K.---

Put the coffee down. I think you've had enough. Really--before your little heart bursts from caffeine over kill.:scared:

[underpants]

6. You peed in your coffee?

I'd say you got off kinda lucky.

[no name no slogan]

9. I read it too fast, and thought he'd scalded his Peeter

oh never mind

[texas1928]

10. Can't be as bad as the day in the hospital,

that my dad tried to put a straw in my coffee, and OH GOD DID THAT BURN!!!

[southlandshari]

11. Yeah, right!

I know you too well to fall for this, buddy.

You didn't scald your face with coffee. You're just looking for a little of this, aren't ya?