What are people "dumber than?"

[jane_pippin]

People acting dumb. You know it makes you nuts, so in general, what are they dumber than?

[Terran]

1. Other:

A mud wall.

I love that one. ;)

[arrianna]

4. I dont know

any dumber than's ( i know madder than's), I just know " Your so dumb you....."

Like .....your so dumb you couldn't pour piss from a boot with instructions on the heel.

[johnnie]

7. Lol, never heard that one

Welcome to DU :hi:

[jane_pippin]

8. haha! That's a great line.

And welcome to DU :hi:

[redqueen]

18. Heh

Odd, but good!

Welcome to DU. :hi:

[billyskank]

2. I dunno about this, but

one of my favourite phrases ever is for people who are really strong, who are said to be "built like a brick shit-house!"

:rofl:

[Orsino]

3. Certain other people. n/t

[WeRQ4U]

5. So dumb they "couldn't find their ass with both hands"

My dad always says that.

[mac56]

48. And a flashlight.

My dad always adds that.

[Greyhound]

54. And a map. Thanks dad. n/t

[no name no slogan]

6. A box of hair

[jane_pippin]

9. All of you who have posted here so far have made me bust out

laughing! Thanks you guys! :toast:

[jandrok]

10. A box of rocks. (n/t)

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

44. Yes, a box of rocks (meaning no disrespect to the rocks)

[Wapsie B]

11. So dumb..........

they couldn't find their way out of a shithouse without a roadmap.


they couldn't pour piss out of a boot.

[youthere]

12. ...if the instructions were on the heel.

That's what my dad used to say.

"He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel."

[Meatwad]

13. I take offense to the "10 day old meatball"...

Do what now?

[jane_pippin]

14. I'm not sure I understand you. What's wrong with that? n/t

[nickgutierrez]

15. Dammit!

He needs his brain.

[Meatwad]

19. Wait a second....this ain't no brain...

this a damn bees nest!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

29. Shoot, I'm so dumb, I don't even know what that means.

Time and space are a mystery to me.

I'm dumb as hell, but you know that, right? I sent out press releases, but I ate a bunch of em. I'm dumb. Dumb!!

[jane_pippin]

16. OH. HAHA! (I just saw your name. Sorry, I'm at work and apparently

that makes me dumber than a sack of cats.)

Also, welcome to DU. Wanna go steal a 10 speed? :hi:

[Meatwad]

20. Sure.

Let me sink it deep within my body.

It's not stealing when I need it, and I need it. :hi:

[jane_pippin]

25. Ha. Good. We will shoot the bird as we do so. n/t

[Meatwad]

26. And smoke.

:smoke:

[jane_pippin]

27. Yes! We will smoke as we shoot the bird.

:smoke:

(Ok, I have to stop now because I'm crackin' up at work and I don't want trouble.) Welcome again, Meatwad.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

30. How you gonna ride a ten speed with no friggin legs?

You're just gonna bust the ass that you don't even have!

WHO BOTHERED TO SPAWN YOU AND WHY?

[Meatwad]

43. I can have legs...

[redqueen]

21. C'mon...

You've admitted yourself that you're dumb as hell... ;)

[Meatwad]

22. Do what now?

;)

[redqueen]

17. "... a bag of hammers" is very popular right now,

but I prefer "... a box of rocks," probably because it rhymes.

[Kellanved]

23. Rye Bread

Roggenbrot.

[SOteric]

24. A small soap dish.

And in some cases, a very small soapdish.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

28. Dumber than a dead pigeon

[underpants]

31. a bag of dirt hammers

dirt hammers

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

32. Your momma.

:evilgrin:

[kwassa]

33. One taco short of a combo platter

[kwassa]

34. Not playing with a full deck of marbles

[kwassa]

35. Not the sharpest tool in the shed

[caty]

36. Dumber than

a Bush.:think:

[misha227]

37. Colder than--

My mom used to say it was "colder than a witch's teat in a copper bra." That is REALLY cold! Anyone got one for "hotter than?"

[joneschick]

45. hotter than

the hinges of hell, or something like that.....
some good ones http://www.freep.com/features/living/hot21e_20050721.htm, that's the Detroit Free Press

[misha227]

46. "So hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog."

That one took a little while to figure out, but it is apt. Thanks for the link!

[trof]

38. dirt

[AussieDave]

39. A housebrick - also

"the only way you'll get any smarter is if you die and come back as a turnip"

[Dukkha]

40. dirt

that's always been my preferred saying.

[mwdem]

41. dirt...one of my mom's favorite sayings.

[Lilyhoney]

42. Paint.

Soul Coughing has a song where it says, "I know you're dumb as paint".
I think it is funny.

[misha227]

47. ...a fencepost. n/t

[trackfan]

49. Dumber than Dubya.

[enigami]

50. "Boxarocks"

Thats southern dialect...er well at least one of eight.

[stevedeshazer]

51. Freepers at an all-you-can-eat Twinkie bar. n/t

[Greyhound]

56. How 'bout "a freeper at a hosted kool-aid bar"? n/t

[ChoralScholar]

52. Dumber than a box of chicken beaks... EOM

[Greyhound]

53. Always liked "as sharp as 2 lbs. of wet leather" myself. n/t

[jane_pippin]

55. Ha! Holy Crap! How did this thread get so huge?

Out of the few threads I post, this is the biggest one? Frustrated much?
:rofl:

You guys are hilarious. Thanks for cheering me up DU, and goodnight. :hi:


On edit: And how are there still no votes for "sack of cats?" People could be dumber than that and you know it.

[SeattleGirl]

57. A speed bump n/t