To all followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[TimeChaser]

I, as a JENOVA's Witness, shall convert you from your sinful ways and show you the greatness and sexiness of our god, Sephiroth!

[Splatter Phoenix]

1. Cute.

Never did forgive that one-winged bastard for kicking my ass in Kingdom Hearts, however...XD

[TimeChaser]

2. Oh yes... the ass kicking

But our great god kicks your ass with love!

[Splatter Phoenix]

3. XD!

Okay, that should be on a shirt. :D I have seen the light and felt the pain from his MIGHTY BOOT.

:rofl:

[TimeChaser]

4. So...

Does that mean you're my first convert? I mean, who could deny a god so sexy...

[nickgutierrez]

5. Cloud messed him up twice in FFVII.

I mean, if you're going to worship someone, why not the guy that won? :D

[TimeChaser]

6. Hah! That's what they want you to think!

It's just a test of the truly faithful!

[greekspeak]

7. You will never convert me to that heresy, infidel!

Our Monster, who art in heaven,
hallowed be your parm
Thy Meat sauce come
Thy Meal Be done
On Earth as it is in Pesto
Give us this day our daily garlic toast
And forgive us the red sauce stains on our shirts
as we forgive those who have red sause stains
And lead us not into McDonalds
But deliver us from Olive Garden
For thine are the noodles and the rosemary and the bay leaves
Forever and Ever A-Monster

[arwalden]

9. Forever And Ever.... Ramen!

[TimeChaser]

10. Oh yeah?

Well I don't even like Spaghetti, so there!

[greekspeak]

11. BLASPHEMER!

[WCGreen]

8. My spaghetti Monster Walks...

In order to save energy....

So since My Spaghetti Monster is the true Spaghetti Monster, I am setting up the Walking Spaghetti Monster REformation Right Here Right Now....

[DS1]

12. I have no idea what you mean, so please consider me a grovelling villager

and don't kill me.

[sakabatou]

13. All hail... FENRIR!

[TimeChaser]

14. Feh... who wants to worship a motercycle...