I need advice. I just found out that Progmom is NOT
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:32 PM
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I need advice. I just found out that Progmom is NOT
the mother of my Prog :cry: turns out JimmyJazz is! :wow: i feel like such a whore
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:33 PM
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1. Sometimes I feel like a motherless Prog
Sometimes I feel like a motherless Prog. Sometimes . . I feel . . . like a motherless Prog. A long, long way from my home.
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:35 PM
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:55 PM
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What can I say, I had Richie Havens going through my mind since I get to see him play this weekend :)
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:34 PM
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2. there there, baby doll.
I will love you forever, regardless. :hug:
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:35 PM
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3. but how did this HAPPEN!
was i drunk? did THAT JIMMYJAZZ take advantage of me? x(
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Thu Sep-08-05 02:28 PM
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If you have to "ask," then I can assure you that I didn't! :mad: :P
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:35 PM
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5. So you have a bastard prog?
It's like I don't even know you.
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:42 PM
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really. THEY corrupted me. it was THEY who got me all liquored up and next thing i know, i'm tied naked to the bumper of an El Camino, jogging behind just to keep up! that wasn't so bad but they put a bottle of Scotch in the back JUST OUT OF REACH! x( torture. pure torture.
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:45 PM
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11. Poor matcom...so trusting...so naive...
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:36 PM
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feeling like a whore? :huh: :P
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:37 PM
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7. Then what is DS1 the mother of?
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:42 PM
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but we don't talk about that at family gatherings
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:42 PM
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9. Sweetie - how many times have we told you: No Glove No Love
now look at the mess you've gotten yourself into!
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:45 PM
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12. So, you feel like a whore?
Well, in all honesty, you kinda look like one as well... And smell? I wasn't even gonna bring that up.
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Thu Sep-08-05 02:32 PM
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Thu Sep-08-05 02:34 PM
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16. did you finally drop that baby MisU knocked you up with?
Edited on Thu Sep-08-05 02:38 PM by sundog
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Thu Sep-08-05 02:38 PM
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17. Not yet... and man... is he a PAIN at lamaze class.
he never settles down and breathes... just running up and down those damn stairs... constantly... :crazy:
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Thu Sep-08-05 02:43 PM
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18. I'm the mother of your Spawn
I can't believe you cheated on me again.
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Thu Sep-08-05 02:53 PM
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19. when did you NOT feel like such a whore?
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