Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Job

[underpants]

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2005/ls_topten_archive_20050905.shtml

10. "It's a 12-hour commute each way"

9. "You know the guy who refills the ketchup bottles in the prison cafeteria? You're his assistant"

8. "You're Courtney Love's Publicist"

7. "For insurance purposes, Boss personally administers a daily physical"

6. "Sign outside your door reads, 'Jim's Office/Men's Room'"

5. "You're taken to and from work in the trunk of a car, blindfolded"

4. "Word 'throb' appears with surprising frequency in job application"

3. "You're working on Labor Day"

2. "Your name is George W. Bush (I'm Sorry, that's a sign you're doing a bad job)"

1. "You're the idiot who has to change the gas prices on the sign every 5 minutes"

[Zuni]

1. Har

:rofl:

"Word 'throb' appears with surprising frequency in job application"