Why did Noah name is son Ham?

[Beware the Beast Man]

Odd.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. You would think that wasn't kosher.

[MrScorpio]

2. After he married a girl named Cheese it all became oh so clear

That's some history for ya

[Ladyhawk]

3. That was Noah.

God, my fundy upbringing shows.

[hfojvt]

7. well it did

until you took the lord's name in vain!! :spank:

Plus you beat me to it.

[Ladyhawk]

21. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

I take the "Lord's" name in vain because I'm not a fundy no mo'. In fact, I fucking ENJOY taking the "Lord's" name in vain. It's very therapeutic to insult a non-existent deity that threatened you with hellfire for most of your life. :)

[WCGreen]

4. Cause he Porked her.......

[TroubleMan]

6. I had a sausage joke in mind but yours was funnier

nt.

[JVS]

5. HAM'S DAD WAS NOAH, N-O-A-H

The most published work ever and you can't even skim the first section!

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Yeah, I fucked up. Oops.

[JVS]

9. Maybe I'm thinking of another Steeler-loving DUer, but...

don't you go to Mass regularly or Semi-regularly? Aren't you supposed to know this stuff?

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. Yikes. I haven't been in over a year.

Besides, we Catholics don't dwell on that spooky Old Testament stuff anyway. ;)

[JVS]

11. Why so infrequent a visitor?

[Hand]

12. Insh'Allah... nt

[Fenris]

13. Because he was delicious and blasphemous?

[kiraboo]

14. That is a question I've asked myself since I was a girl of tender years.

n/t

[name not needed]

15. His son was a bit on the chubby side

and "fatty fat fat fat" was considered to be in bad taste for some reason.

[DS1]

16. because everywhere he looked he saw a sandwich

*sigh*

[Fenris]

17. Not just a sandwich, a *BURNING* sandwich.

'Twas a sign from Jehovah, 'twas.

[SOteric]

18. I'm thinkin' it's because he didn't speak English

and "Ham" is something else entirely in ancient Aramaic.

[KamaAina]

19. 'Cause he was a really crummy actor?

:spank:

[SocratesInSpirit]

20. He was hungry at the time?

:shrug:

But the freakiest part is that Ham "saw his father's nakedness" when Noah was lying in his tent, drunk and naked. Noah was a bit pissed when he found out what happened and cursed Ham to be his brother Shem's slave. I am not making this up. :scared:

[skygazer]

22. Because "Bacon" was already taken

Hey, that rhymed!