New Uses for your Hummer

[Democrats_win]

1. Donate to a museum that needs a dinosaur.
2. A new apartment building for homeless people.
3. Use three to make the world’s largest cathedral
4. Give it to someone who owns an oil refinery.
5. Give it to your neocon friends so they can drive to Iraq and get OUR gas.
6. Drive to Washington and back over bush. (Say you couldn’t see him.)
7. Siphon out the gas, sell the gas and retire.
8. Give it to your son. Then he’ll always be safe–at home.
9. Tear it apart and build a levee around NO.
10. Sell to movie studio needing an ark for The Great Flood film.

[Droopy]

1. I bet it's costing Hummer drivers $80 to fill up.

[miss_kitty]

8. it's a 32 gallon tank

here's a little mpg testimonial I found:

Gas:
3.8 mpg worst at 78 miles per hour
6.8 mpg best easy in town driving

"Though not scientific, it is close to reality..." qouth the guy who did the record-keeping (as if that sticker on the window is telling the truth)
http://www.humvee.net/hid/fuel/mpg.html

[nickgutierrez]

2. Tee-hee

You said "Hummer". :)

[Lady Effingbroke]

3. Hitch up a team of draught horses -- instant stagecoach.

[Lady Effingbroke]

4. oops! - dupe.

[fortyfeetunder]

5. Dismantle it.

Part out all the armor and send to our troops in Iraq!

[pippin]

6. What if . . .

What if the Hummer replaced famous vehicles in famous movies?

Duane H.: "If the Hummer replaced the DeLorean in "Back to the Future," it would have never gotten up enough speed to hit the wire when the lightning did; Michael J. Fox would've become a permanent resident of 1955."

Wayne B.: "If the Hummer replaced the Ford Mustang Steve McQueen chased in "Bullitt," the greatest movie car chase would've had a lot more stops for gas."

Shane M.: "If the Hummer replaced the Deathmobile in "National Lampoon's Animal House," well, nothing would've changed at all."

http://www.sierraclubplus.org/hummer/

[ZombieNixon]

7. Stick it in your pants

so it looks like you have the penis of a man who wouldn't be driving one of those things.