Let's get kinkier: Who's really into spanking?

[TXlib]

And do you prefer spanking or being spanked?

And do you know what comes after the spanking?

[corarose]

1. I beat the shit out of a guy in a bar one time because it was his

Birthday and he wanted to be spanked and I got a bit carried away and he starting crying. Damn I loved it when he cried.

[Padraig18]

2. Yo!

Spanker here! :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

3. Spanking.

It so cute to have a woman bare her butt for me.

All this is just a fantasy, of course. I'm pretty button-down, in real life.

[VelmaD]

6. Likely story...

it's always those quiet ones you have to watch out for. ;-)

[Dogmudgeon]

4. The Accidental Spanker

I have a huge amount of accrued paddle-time.

For some reason which I can't seem to understand, all the grown-up little girls come to me for their disciplinary needs.

I never went looking for it. It just fell into my lap.

Mind you, when I've been on the prowl for some tail, that's not exactly what I have in mind. And yet, I have grown to enjoy the practice, especially seeing as how I don't have any kids to try it out on.

--bkl

[VelmaD]

5. I know, I know...after the spanking...

the oral sex.

You can't sneak those Monty Python reference past me. :-)

The whole freakin' board seems to know by this point how I feel about spanking.

BENT OAFER baybee!

[Kolesar]

7. Well, ok, then I could stay a little while!

[Yavin4]

25. Don't Save Me

Don't Save Me! Don't Save Me!

[Kolesar]

27. It is much too perilous!

[Lady Freedom]

28. Come here you!

:spank: :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

30. 'Bent Oafer'! Cool!

I've coined a phrase that's gone into popular usage here at DU. :-)

[TXlib]

8. In a preview for "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn"

There was a female comedian saying how she got spanked when she was a kid, and all it accomplished is that now she REALLY likes getting spanked.

[VelmaD]

10. Well...

my parents didn't engage in corporal punishment hardly ever when I was a kid. I guess maybe I suffer from a serious disciplinary deficiency. ;-)

[Dogmudgeon]

11. Sarah Silverman

'Twas her.

--bkl

[Leftist78]

21. That was Sarah Silverman

I'd like to spank her myself :evilgrin:

[Loonman]

9. The monkey?

:bounce:

[KG]

12. my ex liked getting a modest spanking

followed by getting some hot, pounding anal sex. she was a freak. :)

[VelmaD]

13. Couldn't tell...

whether you think that was a good thing or a bad thing. ;-)

[KG]

16. i enjoyed indulging her, coz later she would indulge my kinks

:)

[VelmaD]

17. Theoretically, that's the way...

it's supposed to work. :-)

I'm with Txlib - you let this person get away? *confused look*

[TXlib]

14. So, why's she an ex, then?

[KG]

15. coz, i'm not as smart in real life as i appear to be on DU.

:(

[slinkerwink]

18. yumm....

I prefer to be spanked....and after that, usually great sex.

[THUNDER HANDS]

20. I totally agree

I prefer it when you're spanked as well.

:evilgrin:

[slinkerwink]

22. hahaha

:spank:

there you go!

:evilgrin:

[Zolok]

23. Good Ghod this again....

bourbon think bour-bon.....
:)

:)

[Lady Freedom]

26. I'm with Zolok! Spanking good, Bodyshots better!

:evilgrin:
Edit> Anyone ;) ;) offering?

[ACK]

19. My wife likes a mild spanking

She has to be in the right mood. Its a doing it from behind thing when she is in the zone so to speak.

[Kat45]

24. A spanking, a spanking--and then the oral sex.

But I'll skip the spanking, if you don't mind; I'd rather go straight to the oral sex. :D

[pdx_prog]

29. I do the spanking...

And the japanese rope bondage. She loves me to smack her taa taas with my closed fists!....Great fun!