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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 11:16 AM
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well i hosted a dinner party for visigoths last night
they drank all my grain alcohol, raped the neighbors, destroyed the church down the street, burned effigies, sang songs to their fallen brethren in valhalla, sacrificed a virgin, and threw an adulteress into a peat bog.

and they're still drinking!

no gazpacho though.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 11:19 AM
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1. I hope you didn't invite any ostrogoths
You can't have visigoths and ostrogoths at the same party. Things get broken.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 11:20 AM
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2. they slew the ostrogoths
after some christians came over and tried to convert them.

that did NOT go over well.
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ltfranklin Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-05 11:22 AM
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3. You think that's bad?
Wait until they start getting morose and whining about "Iberia" this and "Aquitane" that!

Well, at least you didn't invite any Ostrogoths.
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