How the hell do you read a book while having sex?

[CatWoman]

Jennifer Connelly loves reading ‘n’ ‘shopping’ while having sex!

London: Actress Jennifer Connelly reportedly likes reading books,chatting on the phone, and internet-shopping while having sex with actor husband Paul Bettany.

“I do like to read a book while having sex. And talk on the phone. You can get so much done. If the room’s dark enough, I like to do some online shopping,” Femalefirst quoted Connelly as saying.

http://www.newkerala.com/news.php?action=fullnews&id=13207

[merh]

1. I don't think she is necessarily "experiencing" the event.

She is just in attendance. :crazy:

[hobbit709]

2. Obviously her definition of sex

doesn't involve much physical participation.

[jonnyblitz]

3. it doesn't say much for her partner...

:shrug:

[unblock]

4. now that's the kind of enthusiasm every guy dreams of...

:sarcasm:

[CBGLuthier]

5. I knew a woman once who smoked

while having sex. (I will leave it to others to make the appropriate jokes from that statement)



And all I can say is, if you can do any other activity while having sex, You ain't doing it right.

[Clovis Sangrail]

6. is this maybe

a jab at hubby?

[DS1]

7. I'm hoping she's being sarcastic, but if she needs someone to demonstrate

how to do that whole sex thing right, I'll somewhat willingly throw my name in the hat.

I suppose, to answer your question, that one could do a person while they are bent over the computer table.

[JAbuchan08]

8. It amazes me more that she can talk on the phone while having sex

I would feel more like a toolthan a man.

[bettyellen]

9. okay, i've been on the phone, but but but....

it was important, and al li said was uh huh uh huh uh huh...
okay, it was really wrong of me to pick up, :shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

43. Oh my dear bettyellen!

I've been by and read your post twice now, and I'm sorry, and I hope like anything that I'm not offending you...but....

This is so freakin' funny! I laughed out loud both times I read it!

THANK YOU for posting this...

:hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

10. i've smoked butts while having sex, but

it was really crappy sex...i was trying to send a message, hehe :P

[ChoralScholar]

11. wow.. she's obviously a lot of fun in the sack... EOM

[barb162]

12. I am wondering why she is talking about this

[skygazer]

13. I would hope this is tongue in cheek

Perhaps in response to some inane question about her sex life - people do ask the most bizarre things.

[WCGreen]

16. Maybe if the tongue were elsewheres

[name not needed]

29. Yep. You got it.

[Panda1]

21. She's pulling somebody's leg

"You can get so much done."

[crispini]

14. Ooookay.

she's gotta be kidding.....

[jmm]

15. Worst. Sex. Ever.

I'm sure it is possible to read and shop while having sex but I wouldn't want to try.

[KG]

17. maybe she's reading the Kama Sutra? or a technical manual?

[BikeWriter]

18. SUCH PASSION!

NOT! :(

[supernova]

19. I can barely hang on to my sanity

while having sex, much less talk on the phone!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

20. There's a name for what she's doing:

THE ULTIMATE IN MULTI-TASKING!

OMFG! :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

22. Huh?

Not my kind of sex. Call me weird, but I like to focus on my partner's pleasure and my pleasure, not shopping. :shrug:

:wtf:

[Left Is Write]

23. I'd find it harder to do the online shopping.

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

24. whaa!? her sex life sucks apparently

[dorktv]

25. Oh I have had that kind of sex. You put on the TV so you can

have something to do when the guy is that boring.

[djeseru]

26. Ppffft. Amateur.

I've painted my toenails once. :P

Seriously, this girl is missing out somewhere and that's sad, not just for her but her partner as well. =(


Edit for spelling!

[zigster]

27. Don't ask me

I'm still trying to figure out the "how to get laid" part.

[Nikia]

28. My sister read magazines before

Her partner wasn't that exciting to begin with and he had the problem opposite of premature ejaculation. After a half hour or so, she picked up the magazines.

[norml]

30. It's probably some nonsense her agent made up to get her publicity.

See how well it works.

[radwriter0555]

31. dang. either she's a hella multi-tasker or her hubby isn't DOING it right

if she's that distracted.

His type aren't great lovers anyhow. He's too self-absorbed... and.. she takes herself too seriously.

Maybe they ARE perfect for each other.

[SOteric]

32. But, dzhjour honour! I did not know she waz dead...

I thought she waz English...

[gardenista]

33. I think this is a joke. nt

[matcom]

34. no but i make 30 minute meals

during sex :D

[CatWoman]

35. "I feel like chicken tonite"

:D

[matcom]

36. well then move your damned head 6" to the left would ya?

cause i gotta put the rice on :eyes:

[matcom]

38. oh and Midori. next time you dismount......

pass the paprika please :D

[CatWoman]

40. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You are TOO CRAZY for words!!!!!

:rofl:

[progressoid]

37. Joke me thinks. She seems to be the kind of person that would

make something like that up just for the hell of it.

[sundog]

39. sounds like she's being a smartass

if i was in the spotlight with people asking me personal shit all day, i'm sure i'd give some snarky answers just to be a pain in the ass :D

[short bus president]

41. this raises the obvious question

of how one goes about printing braille characters on his/her lover's back... ;-)

[Rising Phoenix]

42. well, when do you get your reading done?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

44. NOT THEN, baby, NOT THEN!!!!!!

[leftofthedial]

45. one page at a time

i don't think what they are doing is sex