Why should people like you?

[GURUving]

I think of myself as sometimes this kind of fool, and other times that kind of fool, but people should still like me because I am basically and undeniably a regular, good person.

? You

[JanMichael]

1. I don't really know.

They just do:-)

[GURUving]

5. I know I do!

Who what when where why?

I don't care!

:)

[JVS]

2. They shouldn't

I'm a baaaaaad maaan!

[GURUving]

3. if you're bad to the bone

check your calcium levels. May be a tad low.

[JVS]

10. I mean bad in the Muhammed Ali sense of the phrase

Or the George Costanza sense as well, if you like

[northzax]

4. because my mother pays them

hey, I'm comfortable with it.

[leftist_rebel1569]

6. Because...

I'll get Skittles to kick their ass if they don't...:)

[DrWeird]

7. Because if they don't I'll beat the shit out of them.

nt

[Cat Atomic]

8. Because I'm easy.

[BlueJazz]

9. I'm a kind, considerate person and a loyal friend...

...who will also stand up for all living beings....and I can make love for 6 hours ( Oh, allright...4 out of 5 ain't bad)

[Supply Side Jesus]

11. I am the Betrayer of Hope

it would be unwise to like me. Run from my sight before it blinds you.

[MojoKrunch]

27. Mom?

Is that you?

Mojo

[rucky]

12. Because I'm by far the least egotistical person you'll ever meet

By a mile. hands down. bar none.

[Kamika]

13. Because I'm cute

I may be obnoxious, egocentric, cynical, I always "KNOW" I'm right, and a general smartass.. but godammit I'm cute

[commander bunnypants]

18. and you are a hell of a comm officer.

DDQM

[REP]

14. Better to Be Feared Than Loved

I read "The Prince" at a young age, and that's always stuck with me.

[radwriter0555]

15. Because even though I come off as a hard ass, I'll give you anything you

need or help you in any way that I can, at any time of the day or night.

Just don't ever lie to me.

[DoNotRefill]

16. they shouldn't.

I'm a grumpy old curmudgeon.

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

17. Spend some time around me - you'll figure out why.

It would be easier than trying to explain it all. Plus, my reasons for why people should like me might be different that the REAL reasons people like me. :shrug:

[rasputin1952]

19. People who like me should step to the rear...

they get in the way of the majority, who worship me.

:evilgrin:

[trof]

20. My physical beauty

is usually the first thing that snags them.
Then they discover my matchless sense of humor, and my winning personality.
There is also my seamless ability to simultaneously empathize and sympathize.
The last thing they usually twig to is my unbounded intellect.
I am literally all things to all people.
Y'all are SO lucky to know me.
;-)

[MojoKrunch]

26. Who do I make the cheque payable to?

And where should I send it?

Mojo

[commander bunnypants]

21. Interesting

I am a kind, loyal, will give you the shirt off my back and feed you if you are hungry. But I learned a long time ago, I dont care if you like me or not. It is their decision.


DDQM

[soleft]

22. Because I'm good enough, and I'm smart enough

[trof]

23. and definitely above average

;-)

[MojoKrunch]

25. You live in Lake Woebegone?

Mojo

[soleft]

28. Hey

:loveya:

[MojoKrunch]

24. Because not liking me can lead to health problems?

::wicked grin::

But mostly because I'm fabulously wealthy, wickedly funny and devastatingly handsome.




















And a damned good liar.

Mojo