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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 06:47 PM
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I hate Jared from Subway commericals.
I think he looks like a sea monster with his weird, funky lips. I hope he dies.

That is all.
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 06:48 PM
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1. My sentiments exactly.
:P
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 06:48 PM
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Jerod says.... I am king of the Wusses.....
That is all
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 06:52 PM
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4. Yeah, he sure is!
Edited on Mon Jul-25-05 06:54 PM by Clintmax
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 06:55 PM
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5. I can't eat there since he started in on Mac
and BK....

With that smarky tone, all the fat....

And what idiot would use subway to loose weight.....

And then brag about it......
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greekspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 06:55 PM
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6. Oh you think he has a cute butt and you know it!
:hug:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 06:48 PM
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2. he is annoying!
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lumberingbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 06:51 PM
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3. His time is over!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 06:57 PM
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7. I hope he takes early retirement. Besides, we all die.
:D
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fujiyama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 06:57 PM
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8. He annoys me too
but hoping he dies...that's a bit harsh...

But you know who else pisses me off? That "Can you hear me now" guy...oh and that Taco Bell that says "It's good to go"
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 06:59 PM
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9. I can't say I hate him; he's at least a real guy, not like that damn
talking baby from Quiznos or wherever...
And just wondering...how do we know he's maybe not one of us?? And listening??? And offended?????:o
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pinniped Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:36 PM
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12. That talking Quizno's baby is pure evil.
Edited on Mon Jul-25-05 07:37 PM by pinniped
I rather watch Digger the Dermatophyte prop someone's toenail up like the hood on a car.

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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 08:03 PM
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26. Hey. Whatever happened to the Quizno's little whacked rat dudes?
n/t
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Catfight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 01:57 PM
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39. They were called Monkey Spogs and I miss them too! n/t
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 10:39 PM
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28. Digger is my pal.....
You know that crap costs $ 300.00?

And when did toe fungus become such an out of control health problem...

Mitilda, I would have sex with you but since you have toe fungus, it's out of the question.....
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pinniped Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 04:12 AM
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29. Guess they had to recoupe costs for the massive Digger ad campaign.
Edited on Tue Jul-26-05 04:12 AM by pinniped
That's a lot for something you can do with a pair of pliers.

If they leave their shoes on, you know what's up.

--Mitilda, I would have sex with you but since you have toe fungus, it's out of the question.....--
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:20 PM
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10. Damn...What did he ever do to you!?
You hope he dies?! DAmn, dude. You really shouldn't care about him that much. He's a TV Spokesperson. Do you feel the same way about that idiot girl who does the Magic Bullet commercials, or the guy who does the OxyClean commercials? Now THEY are annoying!
Duckie
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:38 PM
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15. That OxyClean guy is WAY too excited
about the cleaning power of OXYGEN!!!

He used to be excited about the cleaning power of ORANGES!!!

Why'd you give up on the oranges, Billy? Why?!? Why?!? WHY?!?
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 08:02 PM
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24. Yeah pretty much.
Just stand them in front of a wall and fire away. :D
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pinniped Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:35 PM
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11. Ya, but I've seen guys who ate sandwiches and lost weight but...
I don't see them on TV with their shirts off.

-- Bowflex dude no doubt talking head about Jared.

In the earlier Subway commercials, Jared would butt in on everyone's conversations. What an annoying punk.
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:37 PM
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13. That Bowflex guy is smug as hell too!!!
:silly:
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pinniped Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:41 PM
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17. Ya, Bowflex dude's got nothing on John Basedow.
.
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biscodawg Donating Member (913 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:37 PM
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14. WHAT DID JARED EVER DO TO YOU?!
JARED 08 :P
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:39 PM
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16. I hear Jared is pro-choice.
Have you ever read his ruling in the landmark case of Pickles vs. Banana Peppers?
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biscodawg Donating Member (913 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:44 PM
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20. oh magic cat,
does the insight ever end with you around? :hi:
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:45 PM
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21. No, it doesn't, BisquickDawg.
I'm a fount of useless, made-up information.
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:41 PM
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18. So you're more of a Clay Henry fan?
:shrug:
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:43 PM
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19. I don't know about the OP... but I voted for Ruben Studdard.
:silly:
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:59 PM
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22. You're thinking of Clay Aiken
Clay Henry was the fireman dude who lost a bunch of weight like Jared, There was a really annoying jingle about him on a Subway commercial a few years back.
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 10:34 PM
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27. I sure am. I sure am.
;)
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Throckmorton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 06:47 AM
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30. Henry, Clay Henry
He was my Hero. I want to have his baby.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 08:01 PM
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23. Same here
I'd actually find it funny if he gained all the weight back eating at Subway.
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 08:02 PM
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25. J_ared F_gle died for your sins!
n/t
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 07:11 AM
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31. Damn
You hope he dies because you don't like his looks? OK :eyes:
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woo me with science Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 01:33 PM
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32. He looks like a target for bullying...
something in the mannerisms and face. He probably was when he weighed 300-plus. Interesting that he elicits that response from some, even here and even now.
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 01:39 PM
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33. He's milked that cash cow to death
So you lost some weight by eating Subway (which is TOTALLY ubsubstantiated and likely false)

well good for you, now get on with your fucking life!!!
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 01:41 PM
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34. Repug buttboy doing the bidding of his corporate masters.
Subway owns Jared.
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mnmoderatedem Donating Member (599 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 01:42 PM
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35. You're not the only one.
can't say that I hope he dies, thogh I hope those ads do. How much longer do we have to put up with this bullshit idea that he lost all that weight by eating at Subway?
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 01:45 PM
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36. Me too, that sanctimonious little poop
Oooo look at me, I lost 300 pounds eating fast food. And how many thousands or millions of people actually believe that bullcrap??
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youspeakmylanguage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 01:47 PM
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37. I like the guy, but...
Most people don't understand that the guy walked 1+ miles each day to and from the Subway restaurant while he lost that weight. The low fat subs were part of it, but he never mentions the exercise.

Of course, Subway can't make money from exercise, unless they open a chain of gyms or something.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 01:48 PM
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38. You sound like a freeper.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 01:58 PM
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40. Jeez! That is kind of mean.
He lost a lot of weight and is now profiting from it. He gets on my nerves, but I would do the same if I were him.
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onecent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:01 PM
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41. Hell -Jared helped me to find a better way of eating for almost a
year -- then my husband and I got a little tired of them for lunch.

and I weigh the same as I did before. Can occasionally get weight off, just can't keep it off...but I'm 60 yrs old....excuses, excuses
and I like wine.
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Catfight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:02 PM
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42. Worst commercial is Alltel with the choking people spitting food
out. They should be fired, I HATE that commercial I turn it to another channel.
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