OH LADIES!!!!

[matcom]

http://www.datelance.com

SALT LAKE CITY -- It pays to advertise. At least the friends of Lance Archibald hope so.

His buddies decided he needed some help finding a wife. So they put up a billboard on Interstate 15 near Salt Lake City.

The giant ad has a picture of the 31-year-old former college basketball player with the slogan, "I'm Lance, Let's go out!"

They've also set up a Web site, DateLance.com.

Archibald doesn't seem too worried about his continuing single status. While most of his friends are married, Archibald said he's pretty happy right now.

He's a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, whose members typically marry in their early 20s.

The site says that Archibald is one of eight kids, so a prospective date would "have to be down with the 'big family' thing."

It also says that he has degrees from Brigham Young University and Harvard and work in marketing.

[tk2kewl]

1. I love the question mark!

:D

[sniffa]

2. your headLine is wrong

it shouLd read, "hey bois".

the cLosets in utah are huge!

[no name no slogan]

6. OH COME ON NOW

just because he's neat, wears nice shined shoes and loves showtunes doesn't mean he's..... oh, nevermind

[underpants]

3. If he works in marketing-why does he need a billboard?

BYU Career Bests:
Points: 24 vs. Utah St., 12/10/96
FG made: 9 vs. Utah St., 12/10/96
FG attps: 13 vs. USU, @ Weber St 12/4/96
FG %: .692 (9-13) vs. Utah St., 12/10/96
3 Pt made: 5 vs. Utah St., 12/10/96
3 Pt attps: 8 vs. USU, at Weber St. 12/4/96
3 Pt %: .750 (3-4) vs. Rice, 1/23/97
FT made: 4 vs. SDSU, 12/31/96
FT attempts: 5 vs. Utah, 1/11/97
FT%: 1.000 (4-4) vs. SDSU, 12/31/96
Rebounds: 6 vs. Boise St., 12/13/96
Assists: 4 vs. Houston, 12/14/96
Steals: 4 at Penn St., 12/27/96
Blocks: 1 vs. (3)recent SDSU,12/31/96
Minutes: 38 vs. Utah St., 12/10/96

http://www.byucougars.com/basketball_m/profiles/00000001399_mbkb.html

[GOPisEvil]

8. Utah State STILL burns him in effigy!

[LynneSin]

4. 10 bucks says the reason Lance is still single...

...is because Lance is probably gay. But that's a big no-no with the Latter-day Saints

[Lerkfish]

5. and he's NOT looking for just the right guy.....

...or gal. I think he's politely saying he isn't looking but his friends are doing that for him.
I would kill the friends, if him. maybe he's in the closet and can't tell them that since they're MORMONS.

I find stuff like this passive abusive. Just like asking a girl to marry you live on national tv.
MAYBE they're ok with it, but if they aren't, there is no gracious way to bow out.

[quisp]

7. watta loser

[realms]

9. Get me and get the world

I'll love you later. I don't give my heart lightly. Social awareness will do it.

[Champ]

10. Dupe

Use the search function :eyes:

[wakeme2008]

11. IMHO=Lance is gay but his LDS friends have not found out yet.. nt