ladies, if you don't want me staring at your ass.....
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:23 PM
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ladies, if you don't want me staring at your ass.....
don't wear cute hot-pink short shorts with "South Beach" printed on them. you see, i'm a reader. :evilgrin: damn, grocery shopping in the summertime can be terribly fun :bounce:
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:24 PM
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1. Reading is FUNdamental.
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:26 PM
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:26 PM
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3. I love the feigning of offense!
You wear something that attracts attention to your body and then you get pissed when someone pays attention? :rofl: :spray: :rofl:
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:27 PM
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4. Hey, someone should add that to "the rules!"
Wait, did I say that?!!? :o
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:55 PM
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:28 PM
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:28 PM
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:29 PM
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:29 PM
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7. Just make sure you're over 18 before you slip those things on, however
That way I can look longer, guilt free :D
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:29 PM
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8. Some "hot pink" aspects of summer I can do without.
:evilgrin:
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:30 PM
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I've ever seen saggy pit moobs before. That's pretty scary.
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:35 PM
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:spray: That took a minute to deciper, but when I figured it out.... :rofl:
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:36 PM
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:37 PM
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15. That could be a lot worse.
Thank god it was a pair of hot pink baggy trunks.
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:29 PM
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10. That doesn't explain why you were staring at my ass.
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:34 PM
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When a well-endowed woman wears something with cleavage down to THERE...then bitches about me staring at it.
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:40 PM
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:54 PM
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20. I've got marshmallows if you want them...
Edited on Mon Jul-18-05 03:58 PM by primate1
Things should heat up any second now.
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:41 PM
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17. When did you learn to read
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:42 PM
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trying to sound out the words.
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:45 PM
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19. She didn't take offense until he tried reading it by Braille....
... just to double check.
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:56 PM
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23. i got REALLY stuck on the "B"
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:55 PM
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22. I've never worn shorts like that.
So you're saying you've never chcked out my ass? :P
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Mon Jul-18-05 03:56 PM
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24. if you can read this....
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Mon Jul-18-05 04:00 PM
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25. No, those words are there specifically to ensure you DO look.
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Mon Jul-18-05 04:03 PM
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26. I saw a really great T-shirt
Basically a paragraph of text that any compulsive reader would take the time to wade through until you got to the bottom where it said ... "and stop staring at my tits".
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Mon Jul-18-05 04:11 PM
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27. T-shirt seen on a female employee at my friend's business:
(he always manages to hire attractive young women with great physiques) "My face is up here" (with an arrow pointing up)
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