Couple Arrested For Having Sex On School Roof

[matcom]

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JULY 18--Meet Rebekah Albee and Anthony Oddo. The Long Island lovebirds were arrested yesterday and charged with public lewdness after they were spotted having sex on the roof of a Port Jefferson school. According to Suffolk County, N.Y. cops, Albee, 19, and the 24-year-old Oddo--who were nakedly trysting atop The John F. Kennedy Middle School--were "clearly visible from street" when officers responded to a call around 4:30 PM. When Albee and Oddo spotted the cops, they tried to flee, but were nabbed "in the rear of the building," police said. It is unclear why the couple chose the roof for their afternoon rendezvous, though Oddo is listed as homeless, so that might have limited their options. Along with the misdemeanor lewdness rap, both were hit with a criminal trespass count, also a misdemeanor (Oddo was also charged with resisting arrest). Before posing for her mug shot, Albee threw on a shirt, though her homeless beau remained defiantly topless. The Albee/Oddo coupling, of course, immediately reminded TSG of the Louisiana duo who climbed a 200-foot water tower for some really high-altitude hijinks. Brenda Orme and John Meyers told cops they simply wanted to knock boots "on top of the world." (2 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0718052roof1.html

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Look like a couple of ** voters in those shots

[jobycom]

2. So, seriously, do they get labeled "sex offenders" now?

[Solly Mack]

3. So it was Biology 1 on 1?

ba-da-bing!

[AntiCoup2K4]

4. Tweakers definitely

Meth kills. But first it makes you really fucking stupid.

[maxsolomon]

5. ahh, hell. let em go

its NATURAL.

[clydefrand]

6. Just practicing what they learned in Sex Ed. in school before

they dropped out????

[Shell Beau]

7. Surely there is a better place to do the deed.

[progressoid]

8. nabbed "in the rear..."

HA!

[RPM]

11. yeah

i liked that part

[Ready4Change]

9. Should be charged with being ignorant.

School roofs have lots of things that could provide cover.

Just spread a blanket behind an AC unit or air hood or something. Geez.

[RPM]

10. he's decent looking - she's a train wreck

:scared:

he's a pretty well groomed homeless guy!

[MissB]

12. She looks a wee bit like

a tweaker. Him, not so much.

[Initech]

13. OOH! Wont somebody please think of the children???!?!