14 Pound Baby Born In Kentucky

[matcom]

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CORBIN, Ky. -- A hospital official in Kentucky said a baby girl born Tuesday weighed 14 pounds, 3 ounces.

The National Center for Health Statistics said less than one percent of babies weigh more than 11 pounds at birth.

A nurse at the hospital said the girl was born by Caesarean section and appeared healthy. She says the baby went home Friday.

The birth of the large infant comes a month after a 13-pound, 12-ounce girl was born in Wisconsin.

[ClintonTyree]

1. That poor woman.......

that kid is enormous! Look at the hair and facial features. She looks like a one year old already! I WILL NOT make a Kentucky joke here, I WILL NOT! :evilgrin:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

7. 'Kid's almost big enough to borrow the family shoes?'

Like that kind of Kentucky joke? Well just don't do it, OK?

[punpirate]

2. Mother exhausted, baby says she will get...

... mother home in good shape. :)

[intrepid_wanderer]

4. tee hee...

... thanks for the GOOD morning laugh punpirate... and such an appropriate name for you to make such posts :-)

[matcom]

5. .

:rofl:

[Orsino]

3. Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

[Deja Q]

6. Hey hey hey! Happy Meals are on their way!

(and must've been even before the birth... IV-fed hamurgers and fries...)