We have a brawl at the tavern across the street

[enigmatic]

2 girls wailing away while a 3rd guy tries to get between them, and a small crowd looks on, while rain falls..

[greyl]

1. grab a camera and shut up :) ! nt

[enigmatic]

2. I hear ya..

I need to get a video camera and sell this stuff to Jerry Springer or Maury...

[evlbstrd]

4. I wonder how the video will look on Springer's radio program?

[WCGreen]

17. I had Lunch with springer last August

He is seriously conciderin a run for Gov here in Ohio.....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. ummm...I'll have an alcohol and violence please

[enigmatic]

5. The bouncers are outside..

And the cops just showed up, so there's going to be arrests in a sec..

[xmas74]

7. The fight could still go on.

Maybe someone will get stupid and try to assault a cop. Not that I'm promoting that, just watched it happen too many times. And it seems to be women are more likely to do it than men(from what I've viewed).

[enigmatic]

10. It's done

2 more cop cars just showed up and each of them has one of the women involved in them; it looks like they are interviewing the witnesses and bouncers now.

That was pretty benign; usually the all-out brawls happen on Sunday night when they have bands..

[xmas74]

13. Ours are on Wed (band night).

We usually have fake nails and bits of hair extensions on the ground. We also have girls using hair spray as a weapon so there are sometimes cans of spray on the ground.

[enigmatic]

14. Hair spray as a weapon?

I never thought of that, but I guess it would work just as well as mace, wouldn't it?

We've got the Grand Prix here this weekend so I expect alot more of this as usual the next couple days..

[xmas74]

15. It'll blind them for a minute or so.

I've also heard of spray deodorant.
Of course, we get the occasional "MacGyver" girl who tries to light the hairspray as a torch. This almost never works for them and they either melt off their fake nails or catch one of their extensions on fire.

Usually makes for a good laugh.

[enigmatic]

16. Oh man

If I ever get a video camera I'll be crossing my fingers for that!

[xmas74]

18. drunk hick catfights are the best!

They rip each others clothes half off, pull hair and try to use anything they can grab as a weapon.
We can sometimes one-up a Springer fight around here.

[Heidi]

6. Be careful out there, our intrepid DU reporter!

:hug:

[enigmatic]

8. I'm safe!

High up on a balcony acrosss the street:)

[Heidi]

9. Brawling drunks . . .

can projectile vomit in all directions, I've heard. Wear protection!

[enigmatic]

11. Oy!

I'm holding my wife's Green Bay Packers sweatshirt as a cover!;)

[Heidi]

12. Use No. 1057 for a Packers sweatshirt. (nt)