What is your favorite Homer-ism? As in something profound Homer Simpson

[Quixote1818]

has said.

Here is an example:

"I love Kids, you can teach them to hate all the things you hate."



http://www.thesimpsons.com/

[jmm]

1. Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night.

They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening

[CrownPrinceBandar]

2. "They'll never know the joys of a monkey knife fight"

[iconoclastic cat]

3. You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos."

[no name no slogan]

4. "So, they got the internet on computers now..." (nt)

:D

[SeanQuinn]

20. I was going to say that..nt

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. "Oh sure Marge, that'll work in theory.

In theory, communism works..."

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening

[evlbstrd]

7. Okay, brain.

You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
Homer's Brain: It's a deal!

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

[Justin54B20L]

9. "You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never to try."

[Quixote1818]

12. Thats a great one!!! nt

[GiovanniC]

10. A Few

"(I belong to), you know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work in real life -- uh, Christianity."

"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."

"To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!"

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like -- love!"

[Merrick]

11. No matter how good you are at something...

there are always a million people better than you, so why even try?

[CanuckAmok]

13. "Everything seems bad if you remember it".

I use that one all the time.

[GreenPartyVoter]

14. Tubamaba...oboe-moboe

[name not needed]

15. Saxamaphone! Saxamaphooone!

[sasquatch]

16. "There's no telling with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge!"

BEST HOMER QUOTE EVAH!!

[BlueStateGirl]

17. "Purple is a fruit"

[CanuckAmok]

19. On handguns: "Five-day waiting list?! But I'm mad now!"

[liss681]

21. Help me Jeebus!