What are your talents? I'm sorry. I had to turn off my television....
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What are your talents? I'm sorry. I had to turn off my television....
.....Now, I'm relying on the lounge for entertainment.
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:35 PM
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1. I have a talent for turning the television on...
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:37 PM
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Television really does annoy me. N - nothing E - Ever W - worth S - seeing
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:40 PM
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8. Actually...I only watch a handful of shows.
Six Feet Under Battlestar Galactica The 4400 Queer as Folk and a little Science Channel/Food Network/HGTV/BBC America.
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:36 PM
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:39 PM
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7. Oh stop! I'll have no self deprecation in my threads....
Now name SOMETHING or I'll slap you with a trout :D
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:51 PM
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21. Well, I do have one good talent...
Drinking lots of delicious fortified alcohol! :9
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:37 PM
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4. I am amazingly good at
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:38 PM
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5. My talents are best experienced in person
They speak for themselves
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:39 PM
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Now, let's hear from some of the others :D
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:41 PM
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9. impersonating: topo gigio ~
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:45 PM
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:47 PM
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15. ooh, a command performance...
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:42 PM
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10. I can make fart noises with my neck...does that count?
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:43 PM
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11. I can touch my nose with my tongue
My husband says I was destined to make a woman very happy.
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:44 PM
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12. I can drink lots of beer and fart
Private audiences can be arranged!
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:45 PM
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13. Ew. Beer farts are the nastiest.
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:48 PM
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17. I think braised Escarole produces worse ones really
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Tue Jul-12-05 09:18 PM
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28. beer farts make me cry
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:48 PM
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16. I can draw and paint.
And then starve to death waiting for fame and fortune.
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:48 PM
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18. I don't think I have any
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:49 PM
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19. good at irritating you
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Tue Jul-12-05 09:22 PM
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29. Yes....and you don't believe in wasting talent, do you?
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:49 PM
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20. I can make cookies using only my elbows
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:51 PM
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22. dude, that's full-on: cirque soleil shit ~
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23. You do know that just that word "cookie" gets to me, don't you?
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:52 PM
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24. It's like having a secret code to your soul!
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:56 PM
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25. Do me a favor, would you? Make that secret code
PUBLIC! :D I need cookies for sustenance.
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Tue Jul-12-05 09:14 PM
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cc lo ao sk hi je os er su tl re ud ma mi el ry
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Tue Jul-12-05 09:35 PM
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31. I really do love that man....
and cookies. I really do love cookies :D
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Tue Jul-12-05 09:16 PM
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27. And the lounge relies on you
Edited on Tue Jul-12-05 09:18 PM by Zuni
:hi: my talents are being a sex toy and I am good at music n' stuff
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Tue Jul-12-05 09:32 PM
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30. I can move my eyes independantly.
Freaks people out when they aren't expecting it.
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Tue Jul-12-05 10:00 PM
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32. I think Jimmyjazz is cute.
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Tue Jul-12-05 10:02 PM
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33. that's not really a talent, but thank you.
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Tue Jul-12-05 10:08 PM
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36. yes mistress, sorry mistress
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Tue Jul-12-05 10:02 PM
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34. I have a talent for getting hopelessly, senselessly,
ridiculously lost when I'm driving. It really is pathetic.
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Tue Jul-12-05 10:10 PM
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37. what? like from your house to the supermarket?
yeah, that's a pretty complicated drive :eyes: :P
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Tue Jul-12-05 10:06 PM
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35. I can make it look like I do soft-shoe
And I have fooled people for years pretending I play guitar and sing.
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Tue Jul-12-05 10:17 PM
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41. Nuh-uh - you are a talented guitarist.....
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Tue Jul-12-05 10:13 PM
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No, not portraits or landscapes. Houses. Do you need any trim painted, we could watch it dry together!
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Tue Jul-12-05 10:15 PM
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39. I'm excellent at playing
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Tue Jul-12-05 10:16 PM
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40. I stitched a my own wound once.
The scar looks as good as some of the ones Dr.s did! lol
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Tue Jul-12-05 10:22 PM
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43. We really are a talented bunch, aren't we.
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