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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 04:40 PM
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Neutered dog haikus
http://www.zefrank.com/orchidectomy/

Some of my favorites:

Something's missing here
Hm...I'm walking differently
WHERE ARE MY DOG BALLS!?

- Jones

hmm, what's that feeling?
where there was a swinging mass
now a cool breeze blows.

-anon

Two furry walnuts
plucked from my testicle tree
cracked and thrown away.

- Ben
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 04:43 PM
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1. Personality changes
Even here on my tummy
You may scratch me now
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 05:00 PM
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2. and another:
snip snip snip snip snip
and there go my testicles
curses to you, damn vet!
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 05:00 PM
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3. Another
I no longer have
that urge to hump
the sofa cushions
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 05:01 PM
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4. Rememberance of Things Past
Edited on Thu Jun-30-05 05:02 PM by Richardo
A fetching female
I sidle up and mount her
Now what do I do?
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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 05:05 PM
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5. the vicissitudes
of fortune have robbed me of
canine potency
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 05:09 PM
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6. Lesson Learned
Edited on Thu Jun-30-05 05:11 PM by Richardo
As I lick myself
I realize they're missing
Never leave the house!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-01-05 08:30 AM
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7. Mystified
What the hell happened?
One minute I'm a horn dog,
Now I want bon-bons.
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